Chpt 19: MY WATER BROKE!!
'Pein's POV'
I passed out in me and my girlfriends bed...I didn't even put on pants.(I was only wearing boxers and a black beater) between my job,memorial services for late members,and not being able to do anything without getting scratched,slapped,or getting a stempel, punch in the jaw,I was very tired."baby....wake up...." I rolled over.I was too tired for this.drool was running down my cheek I was so sleepy."I zei WAKE UP GOD DAMNIT!!!" She slapped my ass.I flew up."what is it....do your feet hurt again?" I asked konan as I rubbed my eye and ran a hand throught my oranje spikes.her side of the sheet was wet."did u pee-wait a minute..." I said."YEAH,THINK DUMBASS!!!" She slapped me on the back of my head."ooww" I groaned. I hopped up and grabbed her overnight bag.I slipped on my headband and fell on my face.
'Kyo-chans POV'
I woke up to a loud crash on the floor."what the hell?" I mumbled as I scratched my head.I looked at the clock on my desk. 3:30 AM.I walked across the hall.pein elbowed me in the face as he ran down the hall.I fell with a thud."oh,good your up kyo-chan....wake up ur dad will ya? We gotta get to the hospital....." he zei as he ran to the busje, van dragging konan behind him.i pinched my bloody nose,my eyes widned."DAAAADDDDDYYYY!!!!!" I shouted.I told him the deal and he got up.I ran back into my room and packed up my backpack.a sleeping bag,choji,and a bag of chips.hey,its 3:30 in the morning....who knows what'll happen? I grabbed my sword and ran out the door.we went to the ame hospital.looking at pein,I felt sorry for him.konan was crushing his hand enough to brake it,and she kept yelling about killing him for impregnating her with his spawn.and HE FORGOT TO PUT ON PANTS.they went into the delivery room."pein!!" I shouted.he turned around.I tossed him his basketbal shorts.he looked down and blushed,and put them on."thanks...." he said."PEIN GET YOUR FUCKING AS IN HERE BEFORE I CASTRATE u WITH MY TEETH!!!!" konan yelled.he turned maroon and walked in the room.I walked to one of the chairs in the waiting room.dad was dozing off.I set down my stuff and pulled out my sleeping bag.I lyed down across him and covered us up in the blanket.it was gonna be a LONG night...
~7 hrs later~
I woke up to someone shaking me.it was pein."you wanna see ur twin cousins?" He asked.I nodded sleepily.I walked into the delivery room.in two little cribs were little babies.one with a roze blanket,one with a blue."you had a boy and a girl? Cool..." I said.he nodded.I could tell he was tired,konan was knocked out. "What's the names?" I asked."the girl is haru,the boy is teiji...." he zei sleepily.he sat in a chair and fell asleep."well dad,I learned something today..." I said."what's that?" Kisame asked."I'm never having kids..." I answered......
'Pein's POV'
I passed out in me and my girlfriends bed...I didn't even put on pants.(I was only wearing boxers and a black beater) between my job,memorial services for late members,and not being able to do anything without getting scratched,slapped,or getting a stempel, punch in the jaw,I was very tired."baby....wake up...." I rolled over.I was too tired for this.drool was running down my cheek I was so sleepy."I zei WAKE UP GOD DAMNIT!!!" She slapped my ass.I flew up."what is it....do your feet hurt again?" I asked konan as I rubbed my eye and ran a hand throught my oranje spikes.her side of the sheet was wet."did u pee-wait a minute..." I said."YEAH,THINK DUMBASS!!!" She slapped me on the back of my head."ooww" I groaned. I hopped up and grabbed her overnight bag.I slipped on my headband and fell on my face.
'Kyo-chans POV'
I woke up to a loud crash on the floor."what the hell?" I mumbled as I scratched my head.I looked at the clock on my desk. 3:30 AM.I walked across the hall.pein elbowed me in the face as he ran down the hall.I fell with a thud."oh,good your up kyo-chan....wake up ur dad will ya? We gotta get to the hospital....." he zei as he ran to the busje, van dragging konan behind him.i pinched my bloody nose,my eyes widned."DAAAADDDDDYYYY!!!!!" I shouted.I told him the deal and he got up.I ran back into my room and packed up my backpack.a sleeping bag,choji,and a bag of chips.hey,its 3:30 in the morning....who knows what'll happen? I grabbed my sword and ran out the door.we went to the ame hospital.looking at pein,I felt sorry for him.konan was crushing his hand enough to brake it,and she kept yelling about killing him for impregnating her with his spawn.and HE FORGOT TO PUT ON PANTS.they went into the delivery room."pein!!" I shouted.he turned around.I tossed him his basketbal shorts.he looked down and blushed,and put them on."thanks...." he said."PEIN GET YOUR FUCKING AS IN HERE BEFORE I CASTRATE u WITH MY TEETH!!!!" konan yelled.he turned maroon and walked in the room.I walked to one of the chairs in the waiting room.dad was dozing off.I set down my stuff and pulled out my sleeping bag.I lyed down across him and covered us up in the blanket.it was gonna be a LONG night...
~7 hrs later~
I woke up to someone shaking me.it was pein."you wanna see ur twin cousins?" He asked.I nodded sleepily.I walked into the delivery room.in two little cribs were little babies.one with a roze blanket,one with a blue."you had a boy and a girl? Cool..." I said.he nodded.I could tell he was tired,konan was knocked out. "What's the names?" I asked."the girl is haru,the boy is teiji...." he zei sleepily.he sat in a chair and fell asleep."well dad,I learned something today..." I said."what's that?" Kisame asked."I'm never having kids..." I answered......