Bryanstars: (To Jack) "You're constantly nurturing him? (Alex)"
Jack: "I'm constantly breast feeding-him, it's pretty good. Sometimes he bites too hard."
Bryanstars: "Most important thing in the world to me (you two) is?"
Jack: "Alex,"
Alex: "Jack was my first friend when I switched school's. He was, he was my homeboy."
Bryanstars: "What's the weirdest fanfiction you've ever read?"
Alex: "I never read them, but there's really funny ones where they partner us up with the most random people, it's like me and a character from Harry Potter, and it's a fanfiction about like, our gay relationship together."
Jack: "I'd think I'd enjoy reading that one,"
Jack: "We (Alex and I) were like peanutbutter and jelly, spaghetti and meatballs, heemst, marshmallow fluff and my tongue."
Alex: "You know what!? I'm feeling naughty, guys, I'm feeling naughty."
Jack: "What are u gonna do?"
Alex: "I don't know,"
Jack: "Are u gonna do something crazy like, take your clothes off?"
Alex: "Maybe. That is a possibility, but if that happens it will be a bonus."
Jack: "I need this. I need to see u naked."
Alex: "Dude, you've seen me naked plenty of times."
Jack: "That's true!"
(Upon Alex leaving during their Straight to DVD concert) Alex: "I'm gonna come back to you!"
Jack: I need u in my life!"
Jack: "Jack thinks Alex Gaskarth has great hair,"
(Doing "how well do u know your bandmate questions") Question: "What is one embarrassing thing about u that everyone knows?"
Alex: "Not everybody knows that my penis bends to the left a little bit..."
Jack: "Actually, I wrote that!"
Alex: "Is that what it was!?"
Jack: "Yeah,"
Alex: "YES!"
Jack: "I wrote that your penis bends sideways."
Alex: "It doesn't bend! It sits to the left..."
Question: "Best physical feature?"
Alex: "My best physical feature is probably... my curvy blue penis."
Jack: "Dammit! I zei perky nipples, I zei perky nipples, I'm sorry."
Interviewer: "Band members most likely to bicker?"
Alex: "Me and Jack,"
Jack: "Yeah; me and Alex win that. We're like brothers."
(while sitting volgende to Jack) Alex: "I think I just felt your dick flex on my leg."
(About girlfriends) Alex: "Jack's my special lady,"
Jack: "One dag I will ask Alex to marry me,"
Interviewer: "Why would u guys go naked bowling with each other?"
Jack: "Cause we're best friends, that's what best vrienden do."
Interviewer: "I mean, u guys would make a cute couple, for sure."
Jack: *looks at Alex dreamily* "Yeah..." *looks away from Alex and says shyly* I'm nervous."
Alex: *referring to Jack* "I know this dude's penis like the back of my penis."
Jack: "Alex, paint me like one of your French girls."
Alex: "People think Jack and I are fucking and it's like noooooo...."
Jack: "Great sex last night door the way, Alex."
Alex: *while stroking Jack's leg* "He's my little sweetie."
Alex: "Jack and I masturbate one another."
Jack: "Jalex is like a unicorn. u know it exists, but you're never gonna see it."
Alex: *while holding Jack's hand* "This is what it looks like when we sleep."
Jack: "Fuck me."
Alex: "Okay, later."
Alex: (To Jack) "I love you. I just fell in love with you, Jack. Again."
Question: "Have u ever read one (a fanfic) about you?"
Alex: "Yeah, I've read a few."
Jack: "I enjoy them, because I like to reenact them in real life. Especially the one with me, Alex and John Mayer."
Alex: "Where we're hooking up."
Question: "How would u like to be remembered?"
Alex: "Hooking up with Jack and John Mayer."
Jack: "While baking a cake."
Twitter:
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow you're so dreamy!!! And rapey
Jack: No panties tonight
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow that's gross, you're gross.
Jack: The hottest girl at this bar is @alexalltimelow
Jack: My front butt hurts from smacking it in a joking manner, in front of my friends
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow Classic Barakat!
Jack: Happy Birthday @alexalltimelow. My best friend and the greatest singer IN DA WORLD
Jack: Someone talk me to sleep
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow Wanna hold hands across the hallway? No eye contact.
Jack: hallo guys, this is my friend Alex. Look at his ass. Credit @elmakias link
Jack: "Jack, when the fuck are u going to shave, u look like Emo Jesus" - Alex
Jack: Alex is my best friend and the reason we're not flipping brugers of rolling burritos. Love u brah. Mmm burger burritos
Alex: (About the Kerrang awards) Also, complimenten to my boy @JackAllTimeLow for being nominated best looking male AND female. Quite the feat!
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow hallo man. Happy birthday, I'm under your bed. u have the voice of an angel. Ok catch u later
Jack: #YouCantHaveSwag unless you're me. Assuming that SWAG is Sex With Alex Gaskarth
Alex: Jack doesn't have genitals. Instead, a curved, plastic area much like a Ken doll exists in its place.
Alex: Happy Thursday u punkass babes!
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow hallo thanks!
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow I'll just go fuck myself.
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow wear protection. I've seen those hands do weird things
Jack: Alex just grabbed my butt and whispered "if the kids don't believe, make them believe". I have no idea what he's talking about
Full Frontal:
Alex: (To Jack) "I felt u up during the song."
Alex: (To Jack) “I know u have mighty balls.”
Jack: “I’M A STINKY BABY ALEX. HELP MEEEEE!”
Alex: "I fucked all my vrienden in high school."
Jack: "I'm constantly breast feeding-him, it's pretty good. Sometimes he bites too hard."
Bryanstars: "Most important thing in the world to me (you two) is?"
Jack: "Alex,"
Alex: "Jack was my first friend when I switched school's. He was, he was my homeboy."
Bryanstars: "What's the weirdest fanfiction you've ever read?"
Alex: "I never read them, but there's really funny ones where they partner us up with the most random people, it's like me and a character from Harry Potter, and it's a fanfiction about like, our gay relationship together."
Jack: "I'd think I'd enjoy reading that one,"
Jack: "We (Alex and I) were like peanutbutter and jelly, spaghetti and meatballs, heemst, marshmallow fluff and my tongue."
Alex: "You know what!? I'm feeling naughty, guys, I'm feeling naughty."
Jack: "What are u gonna do?"
Alex: "I don't know,"
Jack: "Are u gonna do something crazy like, take your clothes off?"
Alex: "Maybe. That is a possibility, but if that happens it will be a bonus."
Jack: "I need this. I need to see u naked."
Alex: "Dude, you've seen me naked plenty of times."
Jack: "That's true!"
(Upon Alex leaving during their Straight to DVD concert) Alex: "I'm gonna come back to you!"
Jack: I need u in my life!"
Jack: "Jack thinks Alex Gaskarth has great hair,"
(Doing "how well do u know your bandmate questions") Question: "What is one embarrassing thing about u that everyone knows?"
Alex: "Not everybody knows that my penis bends to the left a little bit..."
Jack: "Actually, I wrote that!"
Alex: "Is that what it was!?"
Jack: "Yeah,"
Alex: "YES!"
Jack: "I wrote that your penis bends sideways."
Alex: "It doesn't bend! It sits to the left..."
Question: "Best physical feature?"
Alex: "My best physical feature is probably... my curvy blue penis."
Jack: "Dammit! I zei perky nipples, I zei perky nipples, I'm sorry."
Interviewer: "Band members most likely to bicker?"
Alex: "Me and Jack,"
Jack: "Yeah; me and Alex win that. We're like brothers."
(while sitting volgende to Jack) Alex: "I think I just felt your dick flex on my leg."
(About girlfriends) Alex: "Jack's my special lady,"
Jack: "One dag I will ask Alex to marry me,"
Interviewer: "Why would u guys go naked bowling with each other?"
Jack: "Cause we're best friends, that's what best vrienden do."
Interviewer: "I mean, u guys would make a cute couple, for sure."
Jack: *looks at Alex dreamily* "Yeah..." *looks away from Alex and says shyly* I'm nervous."
Alex: *referring to Jack* "I know this dude's penis like the back of my penis."
Jack: "Alex, paint me like one of your French girls."
Alex: "People think Jack and I are fucking and it's like noooooo...."
Jack: "Great sex last night door the way, Alex."
Alex: *while stroking Jack's leg* "He's my little sweetie."
Alex: "Jack and I masturbate one another."
Jack: "Jalex is like a unicorn. u know it exists, but you're never gonna see it."
Alex: *while holding Jack's hand* "This is what it looks like when we sleep."
Jack: "Fuck me."
Alex: "Okay, later."
Alex: (To Jack) "I love you. I just fell in love with you, Jack. Again."
Question: "Have u ever read one (a fanfic) about you?"
Alex: "Yeah, I've read a few."
Jack: "I enjoy them, because I like to reenact them in real life. Especially the one with me, Alex and John Mayer."
Alex: "Where we're hooking up."
Question: "How would u like to be remembered?"
Alex: "Hooking up with Jack and John Mayer."
Jack: "While baking a cake."
Twitter:
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow you're so dreamy!!! And rapey
Jack: No panties tonight
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow that's gross, you're gross.
Jack: The hottest girl at this bar is @alexalltimelow
Jack: My front butt hurts from smacking it in a joking manner, in front of my friends
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow Classic Barakat!
Jack: Happy Birthday @alexalltimelow. My best friend and the greatest singer IN DA WORLD
Jack: Someone talk me to sleep
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow Wanna hold hands across the hallway? No eye contact.
Jack: hallo guys, this is my friend Alex. Look at his ass. Credit @elmakias link
Jack: "Jack, when the fuck are u going to shave, u look like Emo Jesus" - Alex
Jack: Alex is my best friend and the reason we're not flipping brugers of rolling burritos. Love u brah. Mmm burger burritos
Alex: (About the Kerrang awards) Also, complimenten to my boy @JackAllTimeLow for being nominated best looking male AND female. Quite the feat!
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow hallo man. Happy birthday, I'm under your bed. u have the voice of an angel. Ok catch u later
Jack: #YouCantHaveSwag unless you're me. Assuming that SWAG is Sex With Alex Gaskarth
Alex: Jack doesn't have genitals. Instead, a curved, plastic area much like a Ken doll exists in its place.
Alex: Happy Thursday u punkass babes!
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow hallo thanks!
Alex: @JackAllTimeLow I'll just go fuck myself.
Jack: @AlexAllTimeLow wear protection. I've seen those hands do weird things
Jack: Alex just grabbed my butt and whispered "if the kids don't believe, make them believe". I have no idea what he's talking about
Full Frontal:
Alex: (To Jack) "I felt u up during the song."
Alex: (To Jack) “I know u have mighty balls.”
Jack: “I’M A STINKY BABY ALEX. HELP MEEEEE!”
Alex: "I fucked all my vrienden in high school."