Who is Alfred F. Jones? What does the 'F' in his name stand for? Why is he portrayed as a blonde air-headed obsessed with McDonalds guy?????

ouo Heck I don't really know.

BUT! That's why I love him. XD
These are just a few reasons as to why I love Alfred F. Jones. Yes, he's clumsy and thinks about food before giving other human needs first, but he's lovable. This lovely man is hated door many because of his over-reactions to heroic deeds. ;A; But why hate him?

America the beautiful....or should I say America is hot!!!! -shot-
He's one of those guys that runs straight vooruit, voorwaarts to what he wants...literally. With his strength HE CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!!!! O____O