favoriete anime CRACK pairings?

For those who don't know what a crack pairing is: it's a pairing of two characters that would NEVER actually get together of at least u would never expect to be romantically compatible. It's like the opposite of canon.

If u don't have one, of never really thought of one, then c'mon, think it up, it's really fun. Like, let's say Ino x Itachi. Lol, they never even met, but for some reason, I ship them! (Opposites attract, right? :D) So c'mon, play along. Name your favorites, of at least that are acceptable to you, lol. :D

Like, my most favorieten are: L x Misa and Mello x Sayu (from Death Note), Sesshomaru x Kikyo (from Inuyasha), Deidara x Sakura (from Naruto).