To help people read this better (I did not create this):
1. Pick your maand of birth January- I kissed February- I hugged March- I glomped April- I Had Sex With May- I had avondeten, diner with June- I called July- I married August- I proposed to September- I have babies with October- I danced with November- I became best vrienden with December- I smooched
2. dag of your birthday 1st- Death the Kid (Soul Eater) 2nd- Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club) 3rd- Roy mustang (FullMetal Alchemist) 4th- Itachi Uchiha (Naruto) 5th- Soul Eater Evans (Soul Eater) 6th- Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist) 7th- Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket) 8th- Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket) 9th- Alphonse Elric (FullMetal Alchemist) 10th- Kakashi Hatake (Naruto) 11th- Light Yagami (Death Note) 12th- Kenshin Himura (Ruroini Kenshin) 13th- Greed (FullMetal Alchemist) 14th- Envy (FullMetal Alchemist) 15th- Black*Star (Soul Eater) 16th- Axel (Kingdom Hearts) 17th- L (Death Note) 18th- Hatsuharu Sohma (Fruits Basket) 19th- Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) 20th- Zero (Vampire Knight) 21st- Spike (Cowboy Bebop) 22nd- Crona (Soul Eater) 23rd- Ling Yao (FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) 24th- Italy (Hetalia) 25th- Howl (Howl's Moving Castle) 26th- America (Hetalia) 27th- Roxas (Kingdom Hearts) 28th- Kaname Kuran (Vampire Knight) 29th- Romano (Hetalia) 30th- Hitsugaya Toshiro (Bleach) 31st- Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
3. The First Letter of Your First Name A- Because I Can B- Because I'm a fan of him C- And then I stalked him in the douche (O.o) D- And then I couldn't sleep E- Because he had a big banaan (O////O) F- Because of his sexy body G- Then I puked all over his shirt H- And then I cried I- Because I felt like a winner J- And then I had a fangasm K- Because he loves me L- Because I love his hair M- Because I want his babies N- And then I died O- Because I enjoy it P- Then I called the police Q- Because Zip Zop Zoobity Bop R- Now shut up and sleep with me (O.o) S- Because his voice is sexy T- Then I poked him U- Because I love his eyes V- Because I am an evil genius W- Then I LOL'D X- Because.............................. Y- Then I ran away while laughing Z- Because I am better than him
Hope this helps! (Sweet Haruhi, that took a while...)
I danced with Itachi Uchiha (it's actually on the 9# but no one dances with him me but me >__>) because I have a big banana.... Ahh..well that's not weird at all.
I have babies with Light Yagami because I love his hair. But...but...but I hate Light! He killed L! He killed Mello! He almost killed Near! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But I do love his hair.