QUICK anime REVIEWS—reviews in one of two sentences

Cowboy Bebop: It goes out with a bang.

Death Note: That’s right, Matsuda, avenge L… I mean, all those countless people.

s-CRY-ed: Neither good nor evil shall prevail.

The Count of Monte Cristo: Hey, Dad, meet my new friend—your worst enemy.

Trigun: Is Wolfwood still dead?

Buso Renkin: Kazuki’s such a perfect guy—except for that porn habit I keep forgetting about.

Heat Guy J: door the end, everyone’s friends!

Weiss Kreuz: Angst here, get your angst here! Oh, and four cute guys.

GetBackers: Aw, they wuvs each other.

Full Metal Panic (various): C’mon, Kaname and Sousuke, get together! Stop teasing me!

Aria: Do not disturb these peaceful waters!

Samurai Champloo: Let the blood and laughter flow!

Chance Pop Session: Just how many people are related in this show?

Cyberteam in Akihabara: Pedophile panty shots and ginormous boobs.