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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee
Previously in Ponies On The Rails
Pete: What do u mean jinxed?
Renee: That's the only explanation sir. The tracks were in good condition, the caboose had no damage on it's wheels, of axles, but it came derailed anyway. I'm jinxed.
Hawkeye: I think you've been telling us that for too long now. There is no such thing as a jinx.
All of a sudden, Pete's bureau fell apart.
Pete: Hey! What the-?
Renee: Has that ever happened before?
Hawkeye: No it hasn't.
Stylo: Not until now anyway.
Pete: *Very angry* Hawkeye! Stylo! Get this fucking pony out of my office right away! On the double!!
***
Hawkeye: u seem to be going fast in reverse.
Stylo: I watched The Searchers in reverse. Everypony that died came right back to life.
Renee: Speaking of dying, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'll go too fast on this turn, and crash my train.
Her engines ran out of fuel, and they weren't going fast enough for her to go off the rails.
Hawkeye: Looks like u ran out of fuel.
Renee: Oh fiddlesticks.
Stylo: If u don't get your engines back onto your train, we'll find somepony else to take it for you.
Renee: All I wanted to do was crash, and kill myself, but no! Being jinxed sucks.
Episode 70: Jinxed Part 2
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:33 AM
Railway: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo had to continue on to Denver with their train, but Mirage arrived in another locomotive to take Renee's engines back to the yards. Troublesome things had been happening to Mirage however, and when he towed Renee's engines back to the yards, this is what happened.
Mirage: *Pulling Renee's engines with his engines*
Renee: *Sitting volgende to Mirage* How many engines are u using?
Mirage: Three GP9's. We started getting them here since '54.
Renee: That's cool.
Mirage: Well I'm glad u think so. These engines really are neat.
One of them broke down.
Mirage: Oh no! Now I've gotta get three dead diesels into the yards.
Renee: *Thinking about being Jinxed* I think I know why.
Mirage: Well don't think about it. Just sit there, and think about happy thoughts.
The seconde engine broke down.
Renee: There goes another one.
Mirage: Blimey! *Stops train* Now I don't have enough power to get us back to the yards. Now what?
Renee: We wait. I'm sure somepony will help us soon.
But it took five hours for Hawkeye, and Stylo to come back from Denver. When they did, they were told to bring Mirage, and Renee's engines back to the yards.
Hawkeye: *Stops his engines near Mirage's diesels* Make sure we're coupled up.
Stylo: *Goes out to look at couplings* We're good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Here we go. *Drives train toward yards*
Renee: All I want to do is kill myself. Is that too much to ask for?
Mirage: No, but it's a stupid decision to make.
Hawkeye: *Entering yards* We're here.
Then suddenly, Hawkeye's engine broke down.
Hawkeye: What?! Why did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know.
Renee: The jinxes keep happening!
Hawkeye: Oh for the love of god, Jinxes do not exist!
Renee: Yes they do. That's why all the bad stuff has been happening to everypony around here.
Hawkeye: That's it. I can't deal with this. I'm talking to Pete about this, and we're getting her out of here!
Stylo: Oh come on Hawk-
Hawkeye: No, u come on! If she really is jinxed, she needs to leave!
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.
Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to u about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell u what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks away*
Pete: *Starts calling Michael*
Meanwhile in Ogden.
Roger: I just want to drive Anthony's engine for one day! One day! Is that too much to ask for?!
Michael: *Hears phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Pete: Michael? It's Pete.
Michael: Oh, hallo Peter. What can I do for you?
Pete: Somepony just got hired on my railway today, but I was thinking of having her transferred to your railway.
Michael: Transferred? What for?
Pete: Let's just say, things aren't going so well for her here. Bad things have been happening, and she's saying it's because she's jinxed.
Michael: Well, wait a minute, I don't think-
Pete: Much obliged Mike, I knew you'd understand. She'll be there in less than three hours. *Hangs up*
Michael: *Shocked*
Roger: Now then. As I was saying-
Pete walked over to the trainyard where he saw Renee, servicing her engines.
Pete: Renee, I've got great news for you.
Renee: What?
Pete: You're going to work on another railroad.
Renee: The Baltimare & Ohio wants me back?
Pete: No, but I'm transferring u to the Southern Pacific in Ogden. Good luck, and I know you'll do great there.
Renee was surprised, but willing to give it a shot. Once she got there, she was excited.
Renee: *Stops her engines in the yards*
Nikki: *Walks over to Renee* Howdy. u must be that new pony that got transferred from the Union Pacific.
Renee: And u must be Nikki. Hawkeye told me good things about you.
Nikki: How nice of him. Michael says he wants u to get your engines hitched up to those freight cars over there. All those cars are loaded with explosives, so be careful.
Renee: *Her eyes fall on the ground* e-e-e-e-explosives?
Nikki: That's right. u ain't got nothing to worry about. As long as u don't go too fast, u will be perfectly fine.
Renee: Right... Fine. Where does Michael want me to drive that train?
Nikki: Westbound, into Winnemuca. It's in Neighvada.
Renee: Okay.
Renee got her engines coupled up to the explosive freight cars, and drove slowly out onto the mainline.
Renee: *Trying to remain calm* Okay... This is it.. I am driving a train with explosives, but I'm not to worry. Nikki zei as long as I don't go too fast, everything will be okay. *Looks at her speedometer* 35 miles an hour?! I gotta slow down! *Slows train down*
Donut: *Driving an express train at 60 miles an uur behind Renee's freight* Hey! Get that freight train out of my way!!
Renee: *Very scared. She applies the brakes, and hopes her train will come to a complete stop* Where did that come from?
Donut: Oh dear. *Jumps out of locomotive*
Suddenly, an explosion occured. Donut's train crashed into Renee's freight, which caused the explosives to go off. Thankfully, no one was hurt.
Later in Michael's office, Renee told Michael that the explosions were caused, due to her being jinxed.
Michael: I've had enough of u saying you're jinxed. Pete told me about it, and I'm not amused! Those explosions could've put this entire railway out of business. Go back to Cheyenne!
Renee: *Very sad* Okay. *Leaves office*
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.
Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do u think u have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help u find it.
Renee: Thank you.
Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.
Renee: Pete says I'm to take engine 844, and use it for getting a freight train north into Laramie.
Metal Gloss: Engine 844 is to your left. She's just been refueled, and is ready to go.
Renee: Thank you.
Nemo: Good luck.
Renee: Thanks Nemo.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* Driving another train Renee?
Renee: Yes, and I was just thinking of a theory. Everytime u say that I don't get jinxed, I do.
Hawkeye: Either that, of you're making all these so called "jinxes" happen every time I say they don't.
Metal Gloss: She does have a point Pierce.
Hawkeye: Oh, sure.
Renee: I'm glad u agree with me.
Hawkeye: I was being sarcastic.
Renee: Well, whatever u do, don't say I won't get jinxed.
Hawkeye: Alright. Just to prove you're wrong, I won't say it.
After that, Renee climbed into engine 844, got it coupled up to the freight train, and drove to Laramie.
The volgende day, Renee returned. She was in a police car at the front of the station.
Police Ponies: *With Pete in his office* One of your workers has caused a violent disturbance in Laramie.
Pete: What do u mean?
Police pony 2: She crashed a train right outside the yards.
Pete: Where is she?
Police Pony: Outside in our squad car.
Pete: May I speak to her?
Police Pony: Certainly.
Pete: *Walks outside of station with police ponies*
Renee: *Looking at Pete*
Police Pony: *Opens door on police car* Pete wants to speak to you. If u try to runaway, we will shoot you.
Pete: What happened? The cops told me u crashed your train just outside the yards.
Renee: A pony in the mafia threw a grenade at my train, but they don't believe me.
Police Pony: Alright, you're free to go.
Renee: *Gets out of police car*
Police Ponies: *Get in their car, and drive away*
Pete felt like Renee didn't belong here. He told Stylo to buy Renee a plane ticket back to Baltimare, so that she could be back at her house. When he asked why, Pete told him that she would not be driving anymore trains.
A few days later.
Pete: *Sitting in his office, and hears his phone ringing. He picks it up, and antwoorden the call* Hello?
Renee: Hi Pete. u were right about my new job. It's lots of fun.
Pete: I told u owning your own model train koop would be fun. Now I know you're hundreds of miles away from us, but if u ever wanna visit us, please don't hesitate to do so.
Renee: Okay. Thanks again Pete. Goodbye.
Pete: Bye bye. *Hangs up* I'm gonna miss that mare, but at least she's happy with what she's doing now.
The End
That's it for season 7. After the highlights get posted, a special fanfiction will be started.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee
Previously in Ponies On The Rails
Pete: What do u mean jinxed?
Renee: That's the only explanation sir. The tracks were in good condition, the caboose had no damage on it's wheels, of axles, but it came derailed anyway. I'm jinxed.
Hawkeye: I think you've been telling us that for too long now. There is no such thing as a jinx.
All of a sudden, Pete's bureau fell apart.
Pete: Hey! What the-?
Renee: Has that ever happened before?
Hawkeye: No it hasn't.
Stylo: Not until now anyway.
Pete: *Very angry* Hawkeye! Stylo! Get this fucking pony out of my office right away! On the double!!
***
Hawkeye: u seem to be going fast in reverse.
Stylo: I watched The Searchers in reverse. Everypony that died came right back to life.
Renee: Speaking of dying, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'll go too fast on this turn, and crash my train.
Her engines ran out of fuel, and they weren't going fast enough for her to go off the rails.
Hawkeye: Looks like u ran out of fuel.
Renee: Oh fiddlesticks.
Stylo: If u don't get your engines back onto your train, we'll find somepony else to take it for you.
Renee: All I wanted to do was crash, and kill myself, but no! Being jinxed sucks.
Episode 70: Jinxed Part 2
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:33 AM
Railway: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo had to continue on to Denver with their train, but Mirage arrived in another locomotive to take Renee's engines back to the yards. Troublesome things had been happening to Mirage however, and when he towed Renee's engines back to the yards, this is what happened.
Mirage: *Pulling Renee's engines with his engines*
Renee: *Sitting volgende to Mirage* How many engines are u using?
Mirage: Three GP9's. We started getting them here since '54.
Renee: That's cool.
Mirage: Well I'm glad u think so. These engines really are neat.
One of them broke down.
Mirage: Oh no! Now I've gotta get three dead diesels into the yards.
Renee: *Thinking about being Jinxed* I think I know why.
Mirage: Well don't think about it. Just sit there, and think about happy thoughts.
The seconde engine broke down.
Renee: There goes another one.
Mirage: Blimey! *Stops train* Now I don't have enough power to get us back to the yards. Now what?
Renee: We wait. I'm sure somepony will help us soon.
But it took five hours for Hawkeye, and Stylo to come back from Denver. When they did, they were told to bring Mirage, and Renee's engines back to the yards.
Hawkeye: *Stops his engines near Mirage's diesels* Make sure we're coupled up.
Stylo: *Goes out to look at couplings* We're good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Here we go. *Drives train toward yards*
Renee: All I want to do is kill myself. Is that too much to ask for?
Mirage: No, but it's a stupid decision to make.
Hawkeye: *Entering yards* We're here.
Then suddenly, Hawkeye's engine broke down.
Hawkeye: What?! Why did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know.
Renee: The jinxes keep happening!
Hawkeye: Oh for the love of god, Jinxes do not exist!
Renee: Yes they do. That's why all the bad stuff has been happening to everypony around here.
Hawkeye: That's it. I can't deal with this. I'm talking to Pete about this, and we're getting her out of here!
Stylo: Oh come on Hawk-
Hawkeye: No, u come on! If she really is jinxed, she needs to leave!
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.
Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to u about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell u what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks away*
Pete: *Starts calling Michael*
Meanwhile in Ogden.
Roger: I just want to drive Anthony's engine for one day! One day! Is that too much to ask for?!
Michael: *Hears phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Pete: Michael? It's Pete.
Michael: Oh, hallo Peter. What can I do for you?
Pete: Somepony just got hired on my railway today, but I was thinking of having her transferred to your railway.
Michael: Transferred? What for?
Pete: Let's just say, things aren't going so well for her here. Bad things have been happening, and she's saying it's because she's jinxed.
Michael: Well, wait a minute, I don't think-
Pete: Much obliged Mike, I knew you'd understand. She'll be there in less than three hours. *Hangs up*
Michael: *Shocked*
Roger: Now then. As I was saying-
Pete walked over to the trainyard where he saw Renee, servicing her engines.
Pete: Renee, I've got great news for you.
Renee: What?
Pete: You're going to work on another railroad.
Renee: The Baltimare & Ohio wants me back?
Pete: No, but I'm transferring u to the Southern Pacific in Ogden. Good luck, and I know you'll do great there.
Renee was surprised, but willing to give it a shot. Once she got there, she was excited.
Renee: *Stops her engines in the yards*
Nikki: *Walks over to Renee* Howdy. u must be that new pony that got transferred from the Union Pacific.
Renee: And u must be Nikki. Hawkeye told me good things about you.
Nikki: How nice of him. Michael says he wants u to get your engines hitched up to those freight cars over there. All those cars are loaded with explosives, so be careful.
Renee: *Her eyes fall on the ground* e-e-e-e-explosives?
Nikki: That's right. u ain't got nothing to worry about. As long as u don't go too fast, u will be perfectly fine.
Renee: Right... Fine. Where does Michael want me to drive that train?
Nikki: Westbound, into Winnemuca. It's in Neighvada.
Renee: Okay.
Renee got her engines coupled up to the explosive freight cars, and drove slowly out onto the mainline.
Renee: *Trying to remain calm* Okay... This is it.. I am driving a train with explosives, but I'm not to worry. Nikki zei as long as I don't go too fast, everything will be okay. *Looks at her speedometer* 35 miles an hour?! I gotta slow down! *Slows train down*
Donut: *Driving an express train at 60 miles an uur behind Renee's freight* Hey! Get that freight train out of my way!!
Renee: *Very scared. She applies the brakes, and hopes her train will come to a complete stop* Where did that come from?
Donut: Oh dear. *Jumps out of locomotive*
Suddenly, an explosion occured. Donut's train crashed into Renee's freight, which caused the explosives to go off. Thankfully, no one was hurt.
Later in Michael's office, Renee told Michael that the explosions were caused, due to her being jinxed.
Michael: I've had enough of u saying you're jinxed. Pete told me about it, and I'm not amused! Those explosions could've put this entire railway out of business. Go back to Cheyenne!
Renee: *Very sad* Okay. *Leaves office*
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.
Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do u think u have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help u find it.
Renee: Thank you.
Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.
Renee: Pete says I'm to take engine 844, and use it for getting a freight train north into Laramie.
Metal Gloss: Engine 844 is to your left. She's just been refueled, and is ready to go.
Renee: Thank you.
Nemo: Good luck.
Renee: Thanks Nemo.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* Driving another train Renee?
Renee: Yes, and I was just thinking of a theory. Everytime u say that I don't get jinxed, I do.
Hawkeye: Either that, of you're making all these so called "jinxes" happen every time I say they don't.
Metal Gloss: She does have a point Pierce.
Hawkeye: Oh, sure.
Renee: I'm glad u agree with me.
Hawkeye: I was being sarcastic.
Renee: Well, whatever u do, don't say I won't get jinxed.
Hawkeye: Alright. Just to prove you're wrong, I won't say it.
After that, Renee climbed into engine 844, got it coupled up to the freight train, and drove to Laramie.
The volgende day, Renee returned. She was in a police car at the front of the station.
Police Ponies: *With Pete in his office* One of your workers has caused a violent disturbance in Laramie.
Pete: What do u mean?
Police pony 2: She crashed a train right outside the yards.
Pete: Where is she?
Police Pony: Outside in our squad car.
Pete: May I speak to her?
Police Pony: Certainly.
Pete: *Walks outside of station with police ponies*
Renee: *Looking at Pete*
Police Pony: *Opens door on police car* Pete wants to speak to you. If u try to runaway, we will shoot you.
Pete: What happened? The cops told me u crashed your train just outside the yards.
Renee: A pony in the mafia threw a grenade at my train, but they don't believe me.
Police Pony: Alright, you're free to go.
Renee: *Gets out of police car*
Police Ponies: *Get in their car, and drive away*
Pete felt like Renee didn't belong here. He told Stylo to buy Renee a plane ticket back to Baltimare, so that she could be back at her house. When he asked why, Pete told him that she would not be driving anymore trains.
A few days later.
Pete: *Sitting in his office, and hears his phone ringing. He picks it up, and antwoorden the call* Hello?
Renee: Hi Pete. u were right about my new job. It's lots of fun.
Pete: I told u owning your own model train koop would be fun. Now I know you're hundreds of miles away from us, but if u ever wanna visit us, please don't hesitate to do so.
Renee: Okay. Thanks again Pete. Goodbye.
Pete: Bye bye. *Hangs up* I'm gonna miss that mare, but at least she's happy with what she's doing now.
The End
That's it for season 7. After the highlights get posted, a special fanfiction will be started.
