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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Special guest ster Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
1958 was a really beautiful year, especially during the summer. Everypony was outside having fun.
Song: link
Stallion 49: *Runs out of his apartment* Bet u can't beat me to the ice cream parlor!
Mare 39: Oh yes I will! *Runs with the stallion*
Stallion 94: Yo, wait up! *Runs after the two ponies*
Stallion 49: Last one there is buying!
Clothing Store Pony: *Grabs a hat*
Stallion 63: *Takes hat* Thanks. This'll go great with my suit. *Gives clothing store pony a twenty dollar bill* Keep the change.
pony 92: *Walks out of muziek store with a Rock & Roll record*
pony 34: Hey, what did u get there?
pony 92: This new record, it's got that new song I was telling u about.
pony 34: My parents are going out to avondeten, diner tonight, we can play it then.
Stylo: *Driving a train*
pony 74: *Takes a picture*
pony 95: Nice. We gotta toon these photographs to Bert.
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi at the train station* Here u are buddy. That'll be $2.50.
pony 73: *Pays $2.50 to taxi pony* Thanks a lot. *Runs to train station*
Taxi Pony: *Drives out of the train station parking lot*
Meanwhile at a pizzeria.
Stallion 61: *Buying a soda*
Mare 55: u got it?
Stallion 61: Yeah. We'll be back for the pizza.
Waiter: u got it.
pony 49: *Revving the engine of his brand new Corvette*
pony 93: *Revs the engine of his '57 Ranchero*
Flag Pony: Go!
Car Ponies: *Drive away*
Colt: *Gets brand hydrant to spray water onto the street*
Colts: Yeah!! *Runs into water*
Mare 82: Don't stay in there for too long!
Colt: We're just cooling off Mama!
As for the ponies on the rails? Business wasn't as good as they expected, but they were still getting along just fine.
Ike: *Slowly pushing freight cars down the hump*
Mike: *Uncouples freight cars* Wait a second!
Ike: *Stops* Something wrong?
Mike: I saw a chemical car!! *Runs onto chemical car, and tries to turn on the brakes*
Ike: *Looks at reader* I bet u were waiting a long time of those Chemical Car Jokes to return. Weren't you?
Mike: *Breaks the brakes* Look out below!!
The chemical car was going ten miles an uur when it crashed into another row of freight cars.
Mike: Thank goodness the car didn't explode. *Sees the chemical car blow up, and goes flying into the air*
Meanwhile on the main line, Hawkeye was driving an express train. He was heading from Laramie to Omaha, and his only scheduled stop was at Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Slows train down at the station, and stops at the platform*
The muziek fades out, as Hawkeye climbs out of his train to stretch his legs.
Metal Gloss: *Walks out of station*
Hawkeye: Hey, I've been waiting five hours to kiss you. *Hugs Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Smiles* Get real you.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek*
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
Hawkeye: Who is the best engineer in all of Equestria?
Metal Gloss: Obviously you, but...
Hawkeye: But what Metal Gloss? Tell me.
Metal Gloss: There's another pony working for the Santa Ne Railway. Remember when Ryan went to save somepony from the Northern Pacific?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Metal Gloss: That's the pony I'm talking about. She may come here to visit us.
Hawkeye: When?
Metal Gloss: Oh, someday. Now please let go of me, I have an important freight train to drive into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Can I at least kiss u one meer time?
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on the lips* I love you.
Metal Gloss: I know u do. Bye. *Walks away*
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.
Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every time I drive one of the trains, I feel like I don't go far enough.
Ryan: Are u saying that u want to drive trains for longer distances?
Stephanie: Yeah. Also, I just want to drive meer trains in general. My boss just zei that didn't have to come into work until tomorrow, and I only started work today at seven.
Ryan: Maybe u should talk to your boss, and visit another railway.
Stephanie: *Gets excited* Good idea. I could visit your railway, and we could work together!
Ryan: No, no. Some inspectors are coming to see us, u won't be able to visit during their inspection.
Stephanie: *Gets sad again* Okay.
Ryan: However, I have a lot of vrienden that work on the Union Pacific Railroad. You'll love them.
Stephanie: *Smiles* In that case, I'll go there then.
Then Stephanie talked to her boss. Some telegrams were sent from her boss to Pete, and vice versa.
Pete: *Reading telegram* Stephanie will come to visit your railroad for a week, starting tomorrow at 8 AM. Take good care of her. *Puts telegram on table, and gets on PA speaker* Attention, everypony in the trainyard, please come to my office.
Five minuten later, Orion, Mirage, Snowflake, Mike, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, and Gordon were in Pete's office.
Gordon: Where's Hawkeye?
Stylo: He's being responsible, unlike you.
Gordon: *Slams his hoof on the ground* What's that supposed to mean?!
Stylo: He actually does his job right. u have no common sense, and are always messing things up.
Pete: Save the argument for after the meeting. What I have to tell u is important.
Jeff: Go ahead Pete.
Pete: Thank u Jeff. I have recieved some telegrams from the Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Ne Railway. They are sending another engineer down here to visit us, and see how we operate. She may also get a chance to help us out.
Mirage: Thank goodness.
Mike: I betcha she's beautiful, and loves whiskey.
Pete: She ain't Scottish like you, so I doubt that she wants any whiskey. Anyway, tomorrow, we will have a party for her. I want all of u to find at least one record with Rock & Roll muziek on it. We need her to enjoy her stay here, and nothing brings out a warmer welcome then a party.
The volgende day, Stephanie arrived at the Cheyenne train station, and saw a welcome banner with her name on it.
Stephanie: *Smiles* This is so neat.
Stylo: *Walks to Stephanie* Wait until u see the inside of the station.
Pete: *Opens door to station* Yeah, come on in.
Stephanie: *Walks into station* Did u set up a party for me?
Pete: Yep. What do u think?
Stephanie: I love it, but where's the music?
Pete: *Points to a band* Right over there. Do your best fellas'!
The band starts to play this song: link
Singer: Come on over baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Yeah I zei come on over baby, baby u can't go wrong. We ain't fakin' A-whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Well I zei come on over baby, we got chicken in the barn. Woo-huh, come on over baby, we got the stier door the horns. We ain't fakin' A-whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Well, I zei shake baby, shake. I zei shake, baby shake. I zei shake it baby, shake it. I zei shake, baby, shake. Come on over, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Oh, let's go!
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
Pete: Are u enjoying the party so far?
Stephanie: Yeah, it's awesome! I love the music.
Pete: Good. We've got plenty meer of where it came from.
Singer: Come on!
gitaar Pony: *Playing guitar*
Singer: Well, I zei come on over baby. We got chicken in the barn. Whose barn? What barn? My barn! Come on over baby, really got the stier door the horns. We ain't fakin' A-whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Easy now, shake. Ah, shake it baby.
Stephanie: Wanna shake?
Jeff: Sure. *Dances with Stephanie*
Singer: Yeah. u can shake it one time for me. Yeah huh-huh-ha-ha come on over baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Now let's get down real low one time now, shake, baby shake. All u gotta do honey is kinda stand in one spot. Wiggle around just a little bit. That's what u got, yeah. Come on baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Now let's go one time. Shake it baby, shake. Shake it baby, shake. Woo, shake it, come on baby, shake it, baby, shake. Come on over. Whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Singer: Thanks a lot. I heard Pete say that we have a lot of songs like that where it came from, and he's right, we do.
Date: August 8, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 5:02 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
After the party ended, Stephanie was working with Mirage. They were driving a freight train back to Cheyenne from Denver.
Mirage: I thought u did splendid. What did u think?
Stephanie: I think I did good too. That was a pretty good run we had. *Slows down as the train goes into the yard*
Mirage: Now it's very important to stop right volgende to the tower there.
Stephanie: *Stops train volgende to tower*
Mirage: Fantastic.
Stephanie: Why do we have to stop volgende to the tower?
Mirage: That way, we get as close as we can to the switch in front of us. After we stop, we need to uncouple the engines from our train. We go vooruit, voorwaarts over the switch, then Snowflake switches the track to a siding. We park the engines there, and somepony else drives them into the servicing facility.
Stephanie: *Laughs* That's a lot of information. I don't think I can remember all of that.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* Remember all of what?
Stephanie: Oh, hi. Mirage was just telling me about what goes on in the yard.
Mirage: Where have u been Pierce?
Hawkeye: Driving trains, just like u two. Now if u excuse me, I need to go to the station to drive a passenger train. I need to go all the way to North Platte without stopping for anything. *Walks away*
Stephanie: So, his name is Pierce.
Mirage: Yes, but we call him Hawkeye.
Stephanie: How come?
Mirage: Two reasons. He has very good eyesight, and his last name is Hawkins.
Stephanie: Ah, I see. The first syllables are the same.
Meanwhile at the station.
Hawkeye: *Climbs into engine* Hello Stylo.
Stylo: Ready to go Hawk?
Hawkeye: Ready when u are.
Stylo: *Blows horn twice, and rings the bell*
Hawkeye: *Drives the train*
Just as the train left the station, a pony wearing a trench jas carrying a big suitcase ran onto the platform.
Suitcase Pony: Stop that train!
Pete: *Arrives* Hey, what's going on?
Suitcase Pony: I missed my train for North Platte! Stop it immediately!
Pete: I can't sir. That train has orders not to stop until it reaches it's destination.
Suitcase Pony: Then get me another train!
Pete: Wait here, I'll be right back. *Runs to his office*
Back at the trainyard.
Stephanie: Can I ask u something?
Mirage: What?
Stephanie: Do u know if Jeff is dating anypony?
Mirage: No.
Stephanie: No, as in u don't know, of no as in he isn't dating anypony?
Mirage: No as in he's single. He was divorced five months ago. Why?
Stephanie: I danced with him at the party earlier today, and I think I'm falling in love with him.
Mirage: Well if u do datum him, I wish u the best of luck.
Suddenly, Pete's voice was heard on the loudspeaker.
Pete: Attention, Nocturnal Mirage, and Stephanie Anderson, please meld to my office immediately!
Stephanie: Let's go.
They both arrived at Pete's office, and saw the pony wearing the trench coat.
Pete: This gentlecolt has missed his train to North Platte, and would like another train to take him there. I want the both of u to drive the train for him.
Stephanie: We got it.
Mirage: Step this way sir, and follow us.
All the way from Cheyenne to North Platte, everypony was notified about the special train Stephanie, and Mirage were driving. Hawkeye, and Stylo had to stop their train in a siding.
Hawkeye: Why are we waiting? *Gets out of train*
Stylo: This oughta be fun to watch.
Hawkeye: *Goes up signal tower, and knocks on the door*
Signal Pony: *Opens door* Yes?
Hawkeye: Why is my train in a siding? I have orders not to stop until I reach North Platte!
Signal Pony: Sorry sir, a VIP is riding a train to North Platte, and he doesn't want to be late.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah? Well where is he? *Hears a train horn, and looks behind him*
Stephanie, and Mirage were driving a switcher pulling only one coach. The pony inside the coach was the one wearing the trench coat.
Hawkeye: What the hay?
volgende morning, he was still angry about it until Stephanie came to see him.
Hawkeye: *Points at Stephanie* You!! *Walks closer to her* u made me a laughing stock last night!! I oughta stempel, punch u in the face really hard.
Stephanie: I'm sorry. I had to drive a special train.
Hawkeye: *Calms down* u had to?
Stephanie: An important pony was on that train. He ordered me, and Mirage to drive that train non stop until we got to North Platte. We had a splendid run, but...
Hawkeye: It can make somepony nervous if he, of she, especially the she, doesn't know the route they're taking.
Stephanie: *Giggles* Exactly. You're such an expert.
Hawkeye: Well I can't argue with that. Come with me, today Pete assigned us to work together on getting a freight train into Pocatello.
Stephanie: Where's that?
Hawkeye: Idaho. You'll love it. If we go 70 miles an hour, it should take us no less then four hours to get there.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stephanie interrupts a baseball game.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Special guest ster Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
1958 was a really beautiful year, especially during the summer. Everypony was outside having fun.
Song: link
Stallion 49: *Runs out of his apartment* Bet u can't beat me to the ice cream parlor!
Mare 39: Oh yes I will! *Runs with the stallion*
Stallion 94: Yo, wait up! *Runs after the two ponies*
Stallion 49: Last one there is buying!
Clothing Store Pony: *Grabs a hat*
Stallion 63: *Takes hat* Thanks. This'll go great with my suit. *Gives clothing store pony a twenty dollar bill* Keep the change.
pony 92: *Walks out of muziek store with a Rock & Roll record*
pony 34: Hey, what did u get there?
pony 92: This new record, it's got that new song I was telling u about.
pony 34: My parents are going out to avondeten, diner tonight, we can play it then.
Stylo: *Driving a train*
pony 74: *Takes a picture*
pony 95: Nice. We gotta toon these photographs to Bert.
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi at the train station* Here u are buddy. That'll be $2.50.
pony 73: *Pays $2.50 to taxi pony* Thanks a lot. *Runs to train station*
Taxi Pony: *Drives out of the train station parking lot*
Meanwhile at a pizzeria.
Stallion 61: *Buying a soda*
Mare 55: u got it?
Stallion 61: Yeah. We'll be back for the pizza.
Waiter: u got it.
pony 49: *Revving the engine of his brand new Corvette*
pony 93: *Revs the engine of his '57 Ranchero*
Flag Pony: Go!
Car Ponies: *Drive away*
Colt: *Gets brand hydrant to spray water onto the street*
Colts: Yeah!! *Runs into water*
Mare 82: Don't stay in there for too long!
Colt: We're just cooling off Mama!
As for the ponies on the rails? Business wasn't as good as they expected, but they were still getting along just fine.
Ike: *Slowly pushing freight cars down the hump*
Mike: *Uncouples freight cars* Wait a second!
Ike: *Stops* Something wrong?
Mike: I saw a chemical car!! *Runs onto chemical car, and tries to turn on the brakes*
Ike: *Looks at reader* I bet u were waiting a long time of those Chemical Car Jokes to return. Weren't you?
Mike: *Breaks the brakes* Look out below!!
The chemical car was going ten miles an uur when it crashed into another row of freight cars.
Mike: Thank goodness the car didn't explode. *Sees the chemical car blow up, and goes flying into the air*
Meanwhile on the main line, Hawkeye was driving an express train. He was heading from Laramie to Omaha, and his only scheduled stop was at Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Slows train down at the station, and stops at the platform*
The muziek fades out, as Hawkeye climbs out of his train to stretch his legs.
Metal Gloss: *Walks out of station*
Hawkeye: Hey, I've been waiting five hours to kiss you. *Hugs Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Smiles* Get real you.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek*
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
Hawkeye: Who is the best engineer in all of Equestria?
Metal Gloss: Obviously you, but...
Hawkeye: But what Metal Gloss? Tell me.
Metal Gloss: There's another pony working for the Santa Ne Railway. Remember when Ryan went to save somepony from the Northern Pacific?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Metal Gloss: That's the pony I'm talking about. She may come here to visit us.
Hawkeye: When?
Metal Gloss: Oh, someday. Now please let go of me, I have an important freight train to drive into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Can I at least kiss u one meer time?
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on the lips* I love you.
Metal Gloss: I know u do. Bye. *Walks away*
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.
Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every time I drive one of the trains, I feel like I don't go far enough.
Ryan: Are u saying that u want to drive trains for longer distances?
Stephanie: Yeah. Also, I just want to drive meer trains in general. My boss just zei that didn't have to come into work until tomorrow, and I only started work today at seven.
Ryan: Maybe u should talk to your boss, and visit another railway.
Stephanie: *Gets excited* Good idea. I could visit your railway, and we could work together!
Ryan: No, no. Some inspectors are coming to see us, u won't be able to visit during their inspection.
Stephanie: *Gets sad again* Okay.
Ryan: However, I have a lot of vrienden that work on the Union Pacific Railroad. You'll love them.
Stephanie: *Smiles* In that case, I'll go there then.
Then Stephanie talked to her boss. Some telegrams were sent from her boss to Pete, and vice versa.
Pete: *Reading telegram* Stephanie will come to visit your railroad for a week, starting tomorrow at 8 AM. Take good care of her. *Puts telegram on table, and gets on PA speaker* Attention, everypony in the trainyard, please come to my office.
Five minuten later, Orion, Mirage, Snowflake, Mike, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, and Gordon were in Pete's office.
Gordon: Where's Hawkeye?
Stylo: He's being responsible, unlike you.
Gordon: *Slams his hoof on the ground* What's that supposed to mean?!
Stylo: He actually does his job right. u have no common sense, and are always messing things up.
Pete: Save the argument for after the meeting. What I have to tell u is important.
Jeff: Go ahead Pete.
Pete: Thank u Jeff. I have recieved some telegrams from the Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Ne Railway. They are sending another engineer down here to visit us, and see how we operate. She may also get a chance to help us out.
Mirage: Thank goodness.
Mike: I betcha she's beautiful, and loves whiskey.
Pete: She ain't Scottish like you, so I doubt that she wants any whiskey. Anyway, tomorrow, we will have a party for her. I want all of u to find at least one record with Rock & Roll muziek on it. We need her to enjoy her stay here, and nothing brings out a warmer welcome then a party.
The volgende day, Stephanie arrived at the Cheyenne train station, and saw a welcome banner with her name on it.
Stephanie: *Smiles* This is so neat.
Stylo: *Walks to Stephanie* Wait until u see the inside of the station.
Pete: *Opens door to station* Yeah, come on in.
Stephanie: *Walks into station* Did u set up a party for me?
Pete: Yep. What do u think?
Stephanie: I love it, but where's the music?
Pete: *Points to a band* Right over there. Do your best fellas'!
The band starts to play this song: link
Singer: Come on over baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Yeah I zei come on over baby, baby u can't go wrong. We ain't fakin' A-whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Well I zei come on over baby, we got chicken in the barn. Woo-huh, come on over baby, we got the stier door the horns. We ain't fakin' A-whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Well, I zei shake baby, shake. I zei shake, baby shake. I zei shake it baby, shake it. I zei shake, baby, shake. Come on over, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Oh, let's go!
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
Pete: Are u enjoying the party so far?
Stephanie: Yeah, it's awesome! I love the music.
Pete: Good. We've got plenty meer of where it came from.
Singer: Come on!
gitaar Pony: *Playing guitar*
Singer: Well, I zei come on over baby. We got chicken in the barn. Whose barn? What barn? My barn! Come on over baby, really got the stier door the horns. We ain't fakin' A-whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Easy now, shake. Ah, shake it baby.
Stephanie: Wanna shake?
Jeff: Sure. *Dances with Stephanie*
Singer: Yeah. u can shake it one time for me. Yeah huh-huh-ha-ha come on over baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Now let's get down real low one time now, shake, baby shake. All u gotta do honey is kinda stand in one spot. Wiggle around just a little bit. That's what u got, yeah. Come on baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on. Now let's go one time. Shake it baby, shake. Shake it baby, shake. Woo, shake it, come on baby, shake it, baby, shake. Come on over. Whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Singer: Thanks a lot. I heard Pete say that we have a lot of songs like that where it came from, and he's right, we do.
Date: August 8, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 5:02 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
After the party ended, Stephanie was working with Mirage. They were driving a freight train back to Cheyenne from Denver.
Mirage: I thought u did splendid. What did u think?
Stephanie: I think I did good too. That was a pretty good run we had. *Slows down as the train goes into the yard*
Mirage: Now it's very important to stop right volgende to the tower there.
Stephanie: *Stops train volgende to tower*
Mirage: Fantastic.
Stephanie: Why do we have to stop volgende to the tower?
Mirage: That way, we get as close as we can to the switch in front of us. After we stop, we need to uncouple the engines from our train. We go vooruit, voorwaarts over the switch, then Snowflake switches the track to a siding. We park the engines there, and somepony else drives them into the servicing facility.
Stephanie: *Laughs* That's a lot of information. I don't think I can remember all of that.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* Remember all of what?
Stephanie: Oh, hi. Mirage was just telling me about what goes on in the yard.
Mirage: Where have u been Pierce?
Hawkeye: Driving trains, just like u two. Now if u excuse me, I need to go to the station to drive a passenger train. I need to go all the way to North Platte without stopping for anything. *Walks away*
Stephanie: So, his name is Pierce.
Mirage: Yes, but we call him Hawkeye.
Stephanie: How come?
Mirage: Two reasons. He has very good eyesight, and his last name is Hawkins.
Stephanie: Ah, I see. The first syllables are the same.
Meanwhile at the station.
Hawkeye: *Climbs into engine* Hello Stylo.
Stylo: Ready to go Hawk?
Hawkeye: Ready when u are.
Stylo: *Blows horn twice, and rings the bell*
Hawkeye: *Drives the train*
Just as the train left the station, a pony wearing a trench jas carrying a big suitcase ran onto the platform.
Suitcase Pony: Stop that train!
Pete: *Arrives* Hey, what's going on?
Suitcase Pony: I missed my train for North Platte! Stop it immediately!
Pete: I can't sir. That train has orders not to stop until it reaches it's destination.
Suitcase Pony: Then get me another train!
Pete: Wait here, I'll be right back. *Runs to his office*
Back at the trainyard.
Stephanie: Can I ask u something?
Mirage: What?
Stephanie: Do u know if Jeff is dating anypony?
Mirage: No.
Stephanie: No, as in u don't know, of no as in he isn't dating anypony?
Mirage: No as in he's single. He was divorced five months ago. Why?
Stephanie: I danced with him at the party earlier today, and I think I'm falling in love with him.
Mirage: Well if u do datum him, I wish u the best of luck.
Suddenly, Pete's voice was heard on the loudspeaker.
Pete: Attention, Nocturnal Mirage, and Stephanie Anderson, please meld to my office immediately!
Stephanie: Let's go.
They both arrived at Pete's office, and saw the pony wearing the trench coat.
Pete: This gentlecolt has missed his train to North Platte, and would like another train to take him there. I want the both of u to drive the train for him.
Stephanie: We got it.
Mirage: Step this way sir, and follow us.
All the way from Cheyenne to North Platte, everypony was notified about the special train Stephanie, and Mirage were driving. Hawkeye, and Stylo had to stop their train in a siding.
Hawkeye: Why are we waiting? *Gets out of train*
Stylo: This oughta be fun to watch.
Hawkeye: *Goes up signal tower, and knocks on the door*
Signal Pony: *Opens door* Yes?
Hawkeye: Why is my train in a siding? I have orders not to stop until I reach North Platte!
Signal Pony: Sorry sir, a VIP is riding a train to North Platte, and he doesn't want to be late.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah? Well where is he? *Hears a train horn, and looks behind him*
Stephanie, and Mirage were driving a switcher pulling only one coach. The pony inside the coach was the one wearing the trench coat.
Hawkeye: What the hay?
volgende morning, he was still angry about it until Stephanie came to see him.
Hawkeye: *Points at Stephanie* You!! *Walks closer to her* u made me a laughing stock last night!! I oughta stempel, punch u in the face really hard.
Stephanie: I'm sorry. I had to drive a special train.
Hawkeye: *Calms down* u had to?
Stephanie: An important pony was on that train. He ordered me, and Mirage to drive that train non stop until we got to North Platte. We had a splendid run, but...
Hawkeye: It can make somepony nervous if he, of she, especially the she, doesn't know the route they're taking.
Stephanie: *Giggles* Exactly. You're such an expert.
Hawkeye: Well I can't argue with that. Come with me, today Pete assigned us to work together on getting a freight train into Pocatello.
Stephanie: Where's that?
Hawkeye: Idaho. You'll love it. If we go 70 miles an hour, it should take us no less then four hours to get there.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stephanie interrupts a baseball game.
