Baby goes shopping with panda

A maand later, u are as happy as can be with (SPY), your boyfriend. u start to feel nauseous, but blame it on being back from a mission on a cargo ship. A week later, your new friend (HER NAME-A GEMSTONE) starts to worry. She is in charge of putting people in missions. (HER NAME) thinks you’re pregnant. u deny saying that u have been using birth control. She gives u a pregnancy test, which u reluctantly take. It comes out positive! u are shocked. How did u let yourself get drunk? u think. u tell (BOYFRIEND) and he is speechless. u are both happy, but concerned. u won’t...

Your name is (COOL SECRET AGENT NAME) but your real name is (UNCOOL NAME). u are a top, boven spy in a secret agency called (AGENCY). u have been assigned to take out a rouge agent named (HIS NAME). u are reluctant to do this, as (HIS NAME) was your boyfriend at one point. But, an assignment is an assignment and u must do your job.
You are sent to (COUNTRY) to track down (HIS NAME). u find him alone drinking at a bar, looking as if he is about to pass out. u walk up behind him ready to shoot, but he whirls around before u can fire. (HIS NAME) stumbles out of his chair and collapses into...