Batman (1989)

Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

(Side note: This artikel has been rated pg13, and should not be read door anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)

#20.
Detective Comics: 241


This is what happens when Batman is written door Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48


"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, u the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under...

I glanced around the old mansion for quite some time. I'd ask a vraag about a broken pot of a portrait. Art still fascinates me today. I guess it got annoying, since Catwoman slapped me with the whip. "Stop pestering, Strike." She said. "Your room is at the top, boven of the stairs. Come back down when you're done." She seemed pretty mad. This made me suspicious. I shrugged it off and went to the staircase.

Looking up, I could tell it was pretty tall. Tall, and dusty. I pulled out my inhaler and began the climb upwards. This mansion, I guessed, must've had three stories. I passed a middle level...

Venom: Hi we're a Marvel
Two-Face: And we're a DC.
Venom: We express allegience to the symbiote
Two-Face: And we like to leave things to chance
Venom: We were awesome in that lame Parker guy's movie
Two-Face: And we...know that u owe over 400 million people nine dollars and whatever they paid for concessions.
Venom: Eckhart ruining an exchange of dialogue. And I thought I saw everything.
Two-Face: You're right. Much better to watch the master let Donna boss him around for twenty minuten and then throw another fit when he works up the nerve to say boo big red.
Venom: Who in the hell puts Two-Face...

Tarantino: Hi I'm the 1990s
Rest: And we're the 2000s.

QT: Oh please...what...you didn't hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? I'm the 2000s too, suckas.

Nolan: But we've already seen your films before they come out in other countries and at the video store.

At that, Raimi snaps his fingers in z formation.

QT: And I read all the comic stories you're now taking credit for. As WELL as seeing all my films at the video store already. That's why Kill Bill Vol. 2 was even a better sequel then Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2!

Rest: Oh please, it was a pistache! u even stal the muziek from Good Bad and...