batman: oh come on, bryce dallas howard! give me a kiss
bryce: I can't. Don't get me wrong Christian. We can still hook up and all that but...I'm seeing somebody.
batman: Oh this oughta be good. Someone better then me, huh?
bryce: ...christian...
batman: seriously, babe. Unless you're getting it on with RoboCop, I don't think I have anything to worry about. Neither does arrowone.
bryce: ...christian...
Right then Spider-Man appears with flowers.
peter: hallo bryce.
batman: TOBEY?!!!! TOBEY?!!!! TOBEY??????
bryce: He's making 50 million dollars now. Alex Rodriguez doesn't make 50 million dollars...
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