From an emai I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- u take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- u tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- u don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells u a story and takes u to bed.
At 48 -- She tells u a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- u stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If u take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- u take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- u tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- u don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells u a story and takes u to bed.
At 48 -- She tells u a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- u stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If u take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
1. WONDER WOMAN (Super Friends)
2. CINDY CURBSTONE (Pebbles and Bamm Bamm)
3. VALERIE BROWN (Josie and the Pussycats)
4. MELODY VALENTINE (Josie and the Pussycats)
5. JEM (Jem and the Holograms)
6. DEEDEE (Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels)
7. SUPERGIRL
8. HEATHER (Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels)
9. ROSEMARY (Hong Kong Phooey)
10. SHE-RA (She-Ra)
HONORABLE MENTIONS
PEBBLES FLINTSTONE (Pebbles and Bamm Bamm)
DAPHNE (Scooby Doo)
JANE JETSON (The Jetsons)
CHARLIE AND IRVING (The Flintstones)
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH
TEELA (He-man and the Masters of the Universe)
BATGIRL
2. CINDY CURBSTONE (Pebbles and Bamm Bamm)
3. VALERIE BROWN (Josie and the Pussycats)
4. MELODY VALENTINE (Josie and the Pussycats)
5. JEM (Jem and the Holograms)
6. DEEDEE (Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels)
7. SUPERGIRL
8. HEATHER (Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels)
9. ROSEMARY (Hong Kong Phooey)
10. SHE-RA (She-Ra)
HONORABLE MENTIONS
PEBBLES FLINTSTONE (Pebbles and Bamm Bamm)
DAPHNE (Scooby Doo)
JANE JETSON (The Jetsons)
CHARLIE AND IRVING (The Flintstones)
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH
TEELA (He-man and the Masters of the Universe)
BATGIRL