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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and u need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minuten is only five minuten if u have just been gegeven five meer minuten to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and u should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood door men. A loud sigh means she thinks u are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with u about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when u will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, of faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying “Screw You!”.
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.
(All of these are true! And for future reference, when I say whatever I do mean #8!! :P)
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and u need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minuten is only five minuten if u have just been gegeven five meer minuten to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and u should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood door men. A loud sigh means she thinks u are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with u about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when u will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, of faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying “Screw You!”.
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.
(All of these are true! And for future reference, when I say whatever I do mean #8!! :P)
