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Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought u roses
to tell u that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with u when u were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy u expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...

From another emai I got.
Guys: Enjoy!


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