Possibility - Bella - New Moon

Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i zei so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought u couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do u see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one u hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone door it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would u prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If u haven't come to Forks then u wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...