Credit: Me Myself and I
1. u throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. u wear at least some black every day.
3. u rip your clothes on purpose.
4. u call people u don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. u yell "CRUCIO!" at people when u get mad.
6. u carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" of an "L", u accidentally type out a Bellatrix of a Lestrange instead.
9. u think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever u mention her, your vrienden roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. u call your favoriete teacher Voldemort.
12. u constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, u get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are u sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. u faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. u write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells u he can't deliver it.
16. u jump every time u hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your motto is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. u name of plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. u suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. u get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when u get mad.
21. u lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something top, boven secret in your vault.
22. u accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. u have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that u can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", u jump and exclaim that u already killed Sirius.
25. u call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
