Me, Myself, and I
By Rita Skeeter
Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange
Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s meer to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!
RS: Hello!
BL: *growls*
RS: Do u mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?
BL: What’s that?
*fingers wand handle threateningly*
RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call u Bella?
BL: No.
RS: How would u describe your relationship with the man known as...
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