Snape:
Make him Happy:
1. Tell him that James Potter was recently sent to Azkaban for a life sentence
2. Convince him that it would be possible for him to travel back in time and relive his school days as a populair member of a cool gang
3. Destroy all of the Shampoo and personal hygiene products within a ten-mile radius of him
4. Make him the Defense Agaisnt the Dark Arts teacher and approve of Capitol Punishment
5. Give him a front row zitplaats, stoel at Sirius Blacks conviction, and permission to personally hand him over to the Dementors
Bellstrix Lestrange:
1. Convince her that Lord Voldemort is madly in love...
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