Bellatrix Can Get It

”Avada Kedavra”
And Harry Potter, the boy who lived…died.

But just like Dumbledore had said, he returned to life, though he had to good sense to pretend he was still dead. Lord Voldemort stood at the head of his army of Deatheaters, he sent Narcissa Malfoy to see if Harry still breathed. Narcissa lied to protect her son because she really didn’t care who own anymore, she just wanted to be veilig with her family. The Dark Lord knew that her allegiances no longer lay completely with him, so he sent his forever faithful servant, Bellatrix Lestrange, to bevestig her sister’s observation....

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, u know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. u throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. u wear at least some black every day.

3. u rip your clothes on purpose.

4. u call people u don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. u yell "CRUCIO!" at people when u get mad.

6. u carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" of an "L", u accidentally type out a Bellatrix of a Lestrange instead.

9. u think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, of freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. auteur is not responsible for any deaths of torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in love with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is veilig with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...