1. How old will u be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did u spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do u look vooruit, voorwaarts to most in the volgende six weeks?
Half term and mine and my vrienden birthdays!

5. What's the last movie u saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person u called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message u received?
Some teef who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave u a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

Funny quotes and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so u know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means u stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if u don't like them...
... well i have others.
I love irony. u know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about u have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

I just have a few things to say.

I love u guys!

I love the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of u is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad u are apart of my life! u guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope u all know that all of u always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving u to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! u were...

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel bureau looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she vraag even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted door the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. u a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the volgende person behind her....

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the Disney version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in love with marries another woman (whom he had been in love with in the first place) - in the Disney version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a mes to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

NOTE: If u are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are u still vrienden with me? and b. stop reading this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So door now, I think u all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own artikel because aparently, I have nothing meer interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...

Not sure about all the different Fanpop users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable door the name, this fans level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a gebruikersnaam that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a gebruikersnaam pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

So as u all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my home pagina nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid vragen I got and my reactions:

1. Were u born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America of something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did u buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are u from the 'hood'?...

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She zei come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She zei come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an artikel about MCR's song. This is gonna be an artikel about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how u imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults u at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it door making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what u want, cliche of whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and u can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) jaar olds together, so what? Suck it....

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Japan for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful anime that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when u are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its ezel (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" of "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if u recognized the pig who's giving u a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...

Okay, I have some freaky rules about food that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot dogs at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot dogs out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot dogs from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the ramen above my head and eat the end of the ramen first....

I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what u think!
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His blood on my mes is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood volgende to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my hart-, hart beating...