"I don’t toon my body for a good cause... if one dag in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman"

"the best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minuten before I was"

"Hey, we are TOKIO HOTEL! Our Desk... You're Dead... Fack! Again, ok"

"This is my little plane. I call him....Jumbiiiie!!"

"What a beautiful vetter... Nice, nice, nice"

"Dear children, don't eat anything healthy at
home. Just keep eating those hamburgers"

"No, I don't have a Facebook...A Facebook? What's Facebook?"

"I'm too expensive"

"I won't let anyone stand between me and my brother"

"Sleep with rockstars - Support the arts"