1. “Am I still
asleep? Because
you’re way too
gorgeous to be
real!"
2. “I’m a dual
sword-user. That
means I’m good
with both hands."
3. “Let’s play a
game! If I step in
your shadow, then
I have to buy you
a drink."
4. “Your beauty is
meer intoxicating
than a jug of sake
- and I would
know."
5. “My motto is -
‘Make love, not
war.’"
6. “I like a woman
who tells me what
to do. And man,
am I ever hoping
that you’ll tell me
to have a drink
with you!"
7. “Wow! You’re
hotter than Yama-
jii’s bankai!"
8. “Let’s not play
games. If u like
what u see as
much as I do,
then let’s get out
of here.
Together."
9. “I always
thought I was
good at making an
entrance. But
man! When you
walked in, it was
like the rest of the
room vanished!"
10. “My kimono
would look great
on the floor with
both of us lying
on it."

JAPANESE version
Hodoukyou kaidan no
moto
Te wo furu yo saigo no senaka ni
Ao ni kawaru light de toki ga ugoku
Kasa no nami nomikonda my days
Say a little prayer for u anymore
Eien wo chigaenai ai wo miokuro
Dareka no tame ni ikite yukenai
Jibun wo yuruseru tsuyosa o
Anata ni yorisoenakatta koto
Kuyamazuni irareru hibi wo
Inori wa kumo o hikisaki
Kono sora ni kibou tokihanatsu
KANJI version
歩道橋 階段 雨
音
手を振るよ 最後の背中に
青に変わるライトで 時が動く
傘の波 飲み込んだ my days
say a little pray for u and me
もう永遠を誓えない 愛を見送ろう
誰かの為に生きてゆけない
自分を許せる強さを
あなたに寄り添えなかったこと
悔やまずにいられる日々を
祈りは雲を引き裂き
この空に希望 解き放つ

juuroku de
kimi to ai
Hyakunen no koi wo
shita ne
Hirahira to maiochiru
Sakura no hanabira no shita de
Aitakute kakenoketa
Hi no ataru kyuu na sakamichi ya
Kouen no sumi futari no kage wa
Ima mo kawaranu mama
Kimi to boku to sakurabiyori
Kaze ni yurete maimodoru
Mada minu mirai wo mune ni daite
Miageta saki wa ha momoiro no
sora
ENGLISH VERSION
I met you
at 16
And we shared a love a
hundred years old
Under the fluttering, dancing down
petals of the sakura tree
I wanted to meet you, so I ran
up the steep heuvel road where
sunlight lands
In the corner of the park our two
shadows are
unchanging even now
You, and me, and the sakura
weather
We sway in the wind and dance
back where we were
Holding to my chest a future I can't
yet see
I look up and see a roze sky

we got to the soul society and saw a figure all in black.
"HEY!" princess sora yelld.
the figure took off running and we ran after him.
"is that who framed me?" i asked.
"yes it is and were gonna capture him and prove u innocent!" she yelled.
we chased him to a dead end.he turned but a shadow coverd his face so we couldnt see.
"i know u framed amezuki-chan!its time for u to come clean! tell us who u are!" sora-san demanded.
he steped out and we both gasped.
"yes your right,i did frame her...it was the perfect cover.".
"AIZEN!!!!".
He smiled and kneeld down.
"go ahead,capture me i have no further business here." he said.
we walkd over to him and did as he said.
"Amezuki,do u realize what this means?your really innocent!",she cried
"i though u had no doubt i was innocent..."i said.
"uhhhhhh...lets go!!!"
and we left for the captins meeting going on

again, im not trying to make fun of bleach but heres another one of my funny storys

rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him

ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for u information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming

then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.

rukia:dang it! u took all my powers u were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault

rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if u are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers of else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.

ichigo:rukia who are u talking to?
rukia:the audience u dumbo i need powers