Dumb Blonde Bombshell
*sigh* It must be hard to be curvy, gorgeous, AND blonde. Yes, you're constantly dealing with men competing for your attention, but u certainly don't mind. And, girl, u KNOW how to get their attention! Yeah, so what if your hair color, breasts, and nose are fake? And so what if the jealous girls call u a slut. That's their problem, because u look great!