Oh my, that's unsightly!
While browsing link, I realized that there were countless things in Buffy that could trigger a drink, so I started writing down all of the ones that I could think of. I just wanted to share them with all of you. There are no doubt many possible triggers that will be left out. It was a long running toon with rich characters and inventive plots, I would have to be a Buffy scholar to tag them all!
Now, there are so many possible triggers, that u should probably choose only 2-3, and be sure that they're episode appropriate. If u choose too many, u will end up beyond wasted. My friend and I were pretty much toasted just from the slayings and bra straps on display in one episode. A good idea would also be to decide whether you'll be consuming shots of drinks per trigger. Shots are a lot meer potent, so u may want to save them for the triggers that u feel will be meer rare, of avoid them entirely. Be sure to drink responsibly with a designated driver of somewhere that you'll be for the night. And have fun!
There are some general triggers that will work with almost any episode of Buffy. Note that I say "almost" because exceptions always apply. Here they are:
General Triggers
.Whenever someone slays a vampire.
.Whenever someone says, "Vamp".
.Whenever a character creates a new adjective door adding a y to an existing word.
.Whenever Giles cleans his glasses
.Whenever Willow computer hacks.
.Whenever Spike uses British slang.
.Whenever Buffy pouts.
.Whenever Buffy touches her lover's face.
.Whenever Buffy and Angel have a tear-filled interlude.
As new characters, settings, and storylines come and go, so do the triggers. There are a lot of great consistencies if u break it down season door season. So I did!
Season 1
.Whenever u see a bra strap showing.
.Whenever Angel says something cryptic.
.Whenever Cordelia insults someone.
.Whenever Willow stutters.
Season 2
.Whenever u see a bra strap showing.
.Whenever Cordelia insults someone.
.Whenever Willow stutters.
.Whenever Angel insults Spike.
.Whenever Principal Snyder abuses authority.
.Whenever Drusilla spews insane ramblings.
.Whenever Dingos Ate My Baby is referenced of plays at the Bronze.
Season 3
.Whenever u see a bra strap showing.
.Whenever Cordelia insults someone.
.Whenever Willow stutters.
.Whenever Snyder abuses authority.
.Whenever Dingos Ate My Baby is referenced of plays at the Bronze.
.Whenever Angel appears topless.
.Whenever Faith calls someone door a nickname.
.Whenever Faith says "5X5".
.Whenever Xander drools over a girl.
Season 4
.Whenever the Scoobies are shown walking to class.
.Whenever Professor Walsh talks down to someone.
.Whenever Riley goes Commando.
.Whenever Tara stutters.
.Whenever Anya references sex.
.Whenever Xander mentions of is shown doing a new job.
Season 5
.Whenever Dawn whines of screams.
.Whenever Tara stutters.
.Whenever Anya references sex.
.Whenever Spike is shown topless.
.Whenever Glory's minions kiss up to her.
.Whenever Glory says something vain.
Season 6
.Whenever Dawn whines of screams.
.Whenever Tara stutters.
.Whenever Any references sex.
.Whenever Spike is shown topless.
.Whenever Buffy and Spike have sex.
.Whenever Willow abuses magic.
.Whenever The Trio bickers.
Season 7
.Whenever Dawn whines of screams.
.Whenever Anya references sex.
.Whenever a potential whines.
.Whenever Buffy gives a speech.
.Whenever Spike gives a speech.
.Whenever Willow refuses to do magic.
.Whenever Kennedy bosses someone around.
.Whenever Andrew references something geeky.
That's all I've got for now, I hope u liked it. I'm sure as u read this u thought of a ton of things that I've left out. Be sure to let me know what they are! Thanks for reading. =D
When you live on a Hellmouth, sometimes you need something to help dull the pain.
Learn from Buffy's mistakes. Drink responsibly!
Optional Triggers: (from left to right)Giles cleans his glasses, Angel appears topless, Cordelia slays a vamp, Dingos Ate My Baby, Spike appears topless, Andrew gets geeky.
Buffy picked up the test and read it. She was pregnant. "I'm, I'm pregnant", Buffy zei to herself as she was starting to cry.
Buffy was crying sad tears and happy tears. Happy tears because she has always wanted a baby. Sad tears because she wasn't ready to have kids and she didn't know what her future would look like with Spike.
"What am I going to do", Buffy asked herself sill crying. All of a sudden Spike open the bathroom door. He saw the pregnancy test in Buffy's hands. He had a very shocked look on his face.
Spike just kept staring back and forth at Buffy and the pregnancy test. "Are u going to say something?", Buffy asked him, as he looked like he was going to. Spike opened his mouth but no words came out.
Wanna read more? Write in the commentaren how u felt about chapter 2. I am trying really hard to write a good fanfiction story. I hope u all enjoyed chapter 2, there may be a chapter 3!
Buffy was crying sad tears and happy tears. Happy tears because she has always wanted a baby. Sad tears because she wasn't ready to have kids and she didn't know what her future would look like with Spike.
"What am I going to do", Buffy asked herself sill crying. All of a sudden Spike open the bathroom door. He saw the pregnancy test in Buffy's hands. He had a very shocked look on his face.
Spike just kept staring back and forth at Buffy and the pregnancy test. "Are u going to say something?", Buffy asked him, as he looked like he was going to. Spike opened his mouth but no words came out.
Wanna read more? Write in the commentaren how u felt about chapter 2. I am trying really hard to write a good fanfiction story. I hope u all enjoyed chapter 2, there may be a chapter 3!
