"I know this one. Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, biddie blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone."
"Mom, I'm a Vampire Slayer."
"Good.'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. u can attack me, u can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!"
"What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn't even pack a lipstick?"
"You named your stake? Remind me to get u a stuffed animal."
"I-I was... just thinking, wouldn't it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn't a blood thing"
"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This...
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