"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are u gonna teach when u fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - love the hair. It just screams straat urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made u Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty of something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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