All you failfans, watch out. Joe is looking for a man, we all know it. If you think you are gonna get with him, fat chance cause he's mine honey. All you fugoy obsessive fangirls ain't got shit on me. I mean, are any of you even b cups? Didn't think so. If you were really a fan you would be out following joe, like I am. Just try and come between us. I dare you. You will have a new anus when I an done.

Joe's life partner,

Lil' Mikey