1:
QUESTION: How do u hide a boner?
ANSWER: u get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: u need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 jaar old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. u can't just suddenly become sarcastic.

8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman

9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys

10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: u get off the fuckin computer!

11:
QUESTION: How do u kom bij Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.

12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon

13:
QUESTION: Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if u put condoms on your eyes

14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.

15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.

16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: u aren't drinking enough of it.

17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: u HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?

18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..

19:
QUESTION: Why are babies ugly at first?ANSWER: How about u stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how u look.

20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs