1:
QUESTION: How do u hide a boner?
ANSWER: u get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: u need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 jaar old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. u can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: u get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do u kom bij Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if u put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: u aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: u HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are babies ugly at first?ANSWER: How about u stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how u look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
QUESTION: How do u hide a boner?
ANSWER: u get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: u need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 jaar old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. u can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: u get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do u kom bij Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if u put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: u aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: u HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are babies ugly at first?ANSWER: How about u stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how u look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favoriete song door him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favoriete song door him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this toon a few meer times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH stempel, punch - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH stempel, punch - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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