1:
QUESTION: How do u hide a boner?
ANSWER: u get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: u need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 jaar old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. u can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: u get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do u kom bij Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if u put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: u aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: u HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are babies ugly at first?ANSWER: How about u stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how u look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
QUESTION: How do u hide a boner?
ANSWER: u get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: u need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 jaar old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. u can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: u get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do u kom bij Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if u put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: u aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: u HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are babies ugly at first?ANSWER: How about u stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how u look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..
#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight u are not quite sure what he is about of how dangerous he is although u have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a meer mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight u are not quite sure what he is about of how dangerous he is although u have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a meer mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy u guys enjoyed even meer then I "thought" u people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless u like stupid comedies door an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy u guys enjoyed even meer then I "thought" u people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless u like stupid comedies door an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favoriete Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story door him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The titel is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story door him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The titel is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda lijst before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has afbeeldingen so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has afbeeldingen so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
