Canada24's club.. Article: top, boven 20 Trevor Phillips quotes

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posted by Canada24

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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hallo cowboy? u mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, u DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of u left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK u VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where u guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!

#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, door the way, that's entirely your fault.

#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.

#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll toon u a fuckin mind fuck!

#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate u and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?

#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are u speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to u huh? u fuck! volgende time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck u then".

#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. of both"

#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"

#9:
"Why, oh why, do u exist?"

#10:
"When ever u get a doubt in your mind. I want u to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"

#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"

#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did u kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do u take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.

#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant meer to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"

#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't u got a mother!?"

#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee of I'll cut your arm off!"

16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"

#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?

#18:
"(steals dogs collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"

19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"

#20:
"RUN u LITTLE FUCK!!"

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top, boven ten characters who we all love, even though their completely FUCKED UP!!

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE love Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant vrienden with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...

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What's your take: Max Payne/John MacClane

posted by Canada24

First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome door the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell u to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...

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top, boven ten songs I hate as a REAL song, but love as an instrumental

posted by Canada24

#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental of not instrumental. This song still fits the titel of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: lam of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as lam of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have u heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I love both versions of the...

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top, boven ten people I LOVE as a character, but would HATE as a real person.

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. u heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.

#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I love him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...

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I'm bored so deciding to make a top, boven ten best Fanfiction villains

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy reading sequels of it.

#9: FLIQPY (happy boom friends)
The character may not be fan made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people toon Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.

#8: DISCORD (Discord's...

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Review, Hellsing part 5

posted by Canada24

Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...

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My review.. Hellsing part 3

posted by Canada24

Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, u can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so u can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy boom Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...

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Connor's mini rants (based on Windwaker's articles)

posted by Canada24

BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of vrienden are either black of with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and u can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over door the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* meer like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do u need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...

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STH/HIP Abridged

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one jaar anniversary of being a fan on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little pony related username's one jaar anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 6:

posted by Canada24

Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the seconde one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 56

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that every diesel on their railway has...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 42

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Episode 42

Good To See u Again

July 10, 1955

It was like any ordinary dag in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.

Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring....

My Little Pornstar Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with appeldrank, applejack in Sweet appel, apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books,...

Black Christmas Revew (Canada24's version)

posted by Canada24

So I read Windwakers review of this film I finally watched myself..

link

Typical Windwaker review XD

I have my own thoughts of it. I just wanted to see Wind's take before making my own take..

So basically, this is the THE slasher movie, depending on who u ask.

The cliche plot of a bunch of soroity girls in a movie like this is honestly doing it's best to be taken seriously.. Was it successful? Again, it depends on who u ask..

So.. Basically. On christmas some mentally disturbed man Billy is constantly leaving the mostly all female cast uncomfortable "prank call".

And than later he goes around...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a titel that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now u just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful dag in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman heuvel in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered door diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete zei he'd save those to be scrapped for...

Canada24 top, boven TEN HALLOWEEN FILMS:

posted by Canada24

Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..

#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..

#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third Halloween movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..

#8: TRICK of TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as Halloween obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the jaar checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves.....