Canada24's club.. Article: top, boven 20 Packie Mcreary quotes

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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie McReary: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves u feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!

#4; Packie McReary: Why're u tellin' them we're brothers, and idiot!? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it!?
Derrick McReary: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie' McReary: Fuck these people! fuck your cause! That shit's over! Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too!
Derrick McReary: Now you've berkata bloody Ireland! that's gonna narrow the zoek ain't it? Packie McReary: FUCK YOU! take the needle out your arm THEN tell me what to do. Derrick McReary: I'll let u tell ME what to do! when u stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!
Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker! [stupidly gets up and shoots Michael]
Derrick McReary: FUCK!
Packie McReary: WE TOLD u NOT TO FUCK WITH US!
[Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene]
Packie McReary: Shit, Michael! SAINT FUCKIN MICHAEL!"

#5:
Niko: If there's a problem? I can go. No trouble.. I have other ways of making money.
Packie: There ain't no problem.. Gerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. Witch is why he's been married twice and still won't admit he likes men"

#6: Niko Bellic: Look on the bright side, at least we got to meet Gracie.
Packie McReary: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!

#7:
Packie: (robing bank) NONE OF u FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!!

#8:
Packie: (to player during optional mission in GTA 5) Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work.

#9;
Packie: Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"

#10:
Packie: Please, do not make me ice you!

#11:
Packie: (shooting) u ain't taking ME down!

#12:
Packie: That was a whole lot of effort for no fucking reward. Story of my life.

#13:
Packie: here's your take me man... Think of me... Packie McReary, Ducks, LC

#14:
Niko: If u don't trust the people your dealing with, how come u trust me?
Packie: u got a good look to you.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings.

#15:
Packie: Who's gonna judge Kate?.. What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?"

#16:
Packie: Fuck u Niko, u think your fuckin hilarious don't you. Just learn the fuckin language!"

#17:
Packie: (introducing himself) Patrick McReary of gods own Liberty City.. After leaving my close friend Dash Lucia to watch over me Ma. I came to Los Santos seeking fame and fortune.. And I found boredom and idiots!... u wanna hear about my old life, your first out here that do... Everyone talks about what they wanna do, and who they wanna be.. They don't care about who they are., And they sure as shit don't care about anyone else... A city of coke heads waiting on the coke... I swear they put something in that kale juice

#18:
Packie: I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too..

#19:
Packie: Niko.. It's an old Irish tradition to get drunk with your friends, what do u say?

#20:
Packie: (shooting cops) Let all go fuckin peaceful like!

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DEAD MEMORIES... This is what meer Slipknot songs need to be like

posted by Canada24

Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the bitter pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But u asked me to love u and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to love u and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...

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top, boven 7 most disturbing Lord of the Rings moments... (Hobbit films not included)

posted by Canada24

#1: FLYING HEADS:
You 'know' the enemies are ruthless when they fling decapitated heads at you, as a "welcoming gift"..

#2: BECOMING GOLLUM:
I still remember the amount of nightmares I had from the opening of Return of a King.
But as u get order, it truly shows the POWER of the ring. If it's enough to make u murder your own cousin, and be punished for it, door being transformed into an hideous creature for the rest of your life..

#3: DEAD MARSHES:
Frodo falls into the water.
And nightmarish faces slowly approach him, and would of taken him if he weren't saved by. Ironically Gollum..

#4: BILBO'S MENTAL...

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Master Sword and Saten twist adventures BEST OF's part 3: ... (Derpy & AppleJack)

posted by Canada24

DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful commentaren towards on going people for no reason?

Game toon host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed door the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....

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WHO'S WORSE: Dimitri VS Bulgarin

posted by Canada24

DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true colors and betrays Niko door trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling hol, den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...

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top, boven five characters that it isn't the same without them..

posted by Canada24

#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined door the shows constant need for crude...

top, boven TEN “BEST” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

posted by Canada24

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court door the Reality Police and put on trial simply because u zei your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog door a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget u ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....

Lord of the Rings is even better than I remember

posted by Canada24

Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These films are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me meer into it.

So yeah.

LOVE IT!!

RED DEAD REDEMPTION: Is Archer Fordham as corrupt as Ross?

posted by Canada24

Archer

Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?

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top, boven 20 Trevor Phillips quotes

posted by Canada24

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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hallo cowboy? u mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, u DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of u left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK u VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where u guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...

Honorable voice mentions: Jimmy Tatro

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

A not so long time geleden in a world ruled door ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with regenboog Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed meer money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make meer money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...

Canada24's reviews of HELLSING ULTIMATE: (complete verison)

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this toon the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

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Reposting my JAWS 4 review, because I can XD

posted by Canada24

Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the haai was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....

The Inglorious Hedgehog In Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the vorige H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...

Canada24 reacts to weird posts from Rob Dyke's series WWYPTOTI

posted by Canada24

#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.

#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..

#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" uur

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the dag off. So we got u another pony to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are u the new brand mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, u must be my new brand mare....

5 video game villains never punished

posted by Canada24

#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.

#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...