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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Season 3 Premiere of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 21

The Return Of Red Rose

April 30, 1953

It was a nice dag in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: door acting like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! u have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, u get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only pony that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. u know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: u read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes meer damage.

But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.

Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* u sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are u fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. u never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does acting like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help u look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. u have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!

Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up meer along the way.

Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.

Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping u would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else u want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank u for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.

Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.

Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another pony to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*

At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.

Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*

Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.

Coffee Creme: Great work u fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. u had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.

The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was meer dirty than hurt.

Back at Cheyenne

Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see u again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a pony u haven't met named Stylo. u have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused door Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for u at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*

At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.

Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* hallo Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't u know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. u never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* u can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. u really should apologize to Stylo after what u zei to him.
Gordon: How do u know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*

After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.

Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how u let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that u got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, u must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: u got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*

As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.

Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. u are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless u want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry u had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.

The End

On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails

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This song used directly for my first of the 2 Cupcakes videos.. So here's the lyrics..

SlipKnot has very deep songs...

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She seems dressed, in all the rings.
Of past fatalities.
So fragile, yet so devious.
She continues to see it.
Climatic hands that press.
Her temples and my chest.
Enter the night that she came,home
(whispery) Foreverr!

Ohhhhhhh!!
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!

She is everything, and more.
The solemn hypnotic.
My Dahlia bathed in possession.
She is home pagina to me.
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#1: SLIPKNOT - SNUFF:
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..


#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..


#3: METALLICA - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with metallica so she knows how crazy they get..


#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..
#10:
"Fame was like a drug, but what was even meer like a drug were the drugs."


#9:
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."


#8:
Marge: "I'd really like to give this a try."
Homer: "I dunno, trying is the first step towards failure...".


#7:
"Hey! He's not happy at all! He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!"


#6:
"I'll be at the bar getting very happy. Then very very sad. Than happy again"


#5:
"(drunk) Your just lucky u got your clones with yea"


#4:
"Televison! Teacher, mother... [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading -...
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I know I zei I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

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I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

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Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running...
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Finished this season several days ago.. Sorry for the delay..

Last we saw, Walter aids Jesse in escaping from Gus' wrath. Gus begins to lose trust in Walter and asks Gale to take over the lab. He orders his henchmen to kill Walter and Jesse. After he is abducted door the henchmen, Walter instructs Jesse over the phone to kill Gale in order to force Gus not to kill Walter (and, door extension, Jesse) lest he eliminate his only remaining trained chemist.

Jesse follows Walter's instructions and murders Gale (but feeling like SHIT because of this).

Gus, (who I still stand door my comment, of saying this...
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#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...
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#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..


#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..


#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..


#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..


#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I love about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
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Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she singing now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was populair a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell u how I'm feeling; Gotta make u understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make u cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...
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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just lost in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't u make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
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Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude commentaren towards his enemies..


#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..


#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..


#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise ezel remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..


#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..