So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.
Even now. My vrienden and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..
Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.
But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends meer time hugging each other, than making me laugh.
Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."
Another "near laugh" is when David spade meets his son.. Just thw way he spade reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having mes drawn on him.
Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved door the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).
Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it of not. Tyler Lautner.
I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. of if I was just really bored door this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.
Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. of as my vrienden and I call him.
"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"
He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his youtube career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..
No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 minuten of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..
Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.
He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump straat appear to be "funny".
He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.
Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..
Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.
But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..
Four and half, out of ten.
Not bad.
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.
Even now. My vrienden and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..
Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.
But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends meer time hugging each other, than making me laugh.
Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."
Another "near laugh" is when David spade meets his son.. Just thw way he spade reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having mes drawn on him.
Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved door the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).
Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it of not. Tyler Lautner.
I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. of if I was just really bored door this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.
Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. of as my vrienden and I call him.
"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"
He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his youtube career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..
No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 minuten of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..
Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.
He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump straat appear to be "funny".
He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.
Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..
Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.
But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..
Four and half, out of ten.
Not bad.
As much as I LOVE grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much meer comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, u have the choice of killing him of letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if u choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted u to do this.
Even if u kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told u to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much meer comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, u have the choice of killing him of letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if u choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted u to do this.
Even if u kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told u to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know zei this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing u can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every dag assurance..
As I zei before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown door his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing u can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every dag assurance..
As I zei before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown door his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mug, mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before u even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mug, mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before u even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
u better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna stempel, punch u square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If u don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
u don't understand. u don't understand because u don't understand liberty. u don't understand freedom. So u put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! u hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
u tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home pagina door tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If u have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
u better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna stempel, punch u square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If u don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
u don't understand. u don't understand because u don't understand liberty. u don't understand freedom. So u put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! u hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
u tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home pagina door tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If u have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!