#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..


#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..


#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...


#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE pet, glb LOCK!!


#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth


#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.


#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..


#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With love and fresh farts.