Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: It feels great to be back everypony. Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2. Audience: *Cheers* Tom: Today's crossover parody, top, boven Queer. Audience: *Laughs* Master Sword: This crossover parody combines top, boven Gear with Glee. Audience: *Laughs* Tom: And begin.
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson Master Sword as James May Saten Twist as Richard Hammond Mortomis as Will Schuester Snow Wonder...
#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN: Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern. It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable. But still pretty bad..
#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2: I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..
#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2: It's his first time appearing in hollywood. And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtube skit involves insulting this movie. Though.....
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are u doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the dag after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and u can definitely wait for success.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Case kraker, cracker is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour* Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on! Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead! Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us? Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my guns from the handschoen compartment. Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" olifant of the room.. Cage..
I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air.. When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.
#1: MAN: Young man? u trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man". What else u gonna say? "Fresh"? LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, u know, but--that's for online--but, what are u out doing? MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed. LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen. MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2: GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!? LAZLOW: Do u not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3: Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Sending A Letter
December 19, 1952
Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye. Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and I decided to...
This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..
#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:
So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even meer than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this teef that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for meer "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
#1: CARNAGE: Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?
Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.
He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain. And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.
As a child, he killed his grandmother door pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother door throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"
When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and...