#1: Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as u are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2: Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!? Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach. Hines: Is that what u THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because u decided to start standing in open territory!
#3: Hines: STOP IT! of I WILL SET u ON FIRE!!
#4: Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5: Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd u leave the toilet zitplaats, stoel up? Peele: teef WHY WAS u LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do u even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham door Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian London city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, u would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character u would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
#2: Mason: Woods, u look like hammered shit! Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!
#3: Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) u do that again! I'll kill you!
#4: Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.
Percy: *walks along station* Pete: Percy, I have some bad news. Percy: What is it? Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the dag off. So we got u another pony to work with. Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he? Pete: He's right here.
The new pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
Ten miles from Ponyville, door the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09 Barry from SeanTheHedgehog Ditto from Canada24 Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15 Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog Joe from SeanTheHedgehog Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel Lexi from Sonicexeluv Orion from Alinah_09 Saten Twist from Canada24 Snowflake from Alinah_09...
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: appel, apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts of anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.
Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
#1: LIAM NEESON: I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it. He's always saving people in a very similar formula. But.. He's still LIAM NEESON. This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG: The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. u really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg.. I actually like him meer in films like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance.. But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious. This movie is so scary, yet so awesome. Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable. Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 of something.. So.. Old-ish..
Anyway.. Here's what happens..
A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open door itself. He...
It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.
Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...
"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"
But nothing else was written against the grave, no commentaar like u would see on many gravestones. It just zei her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.
"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..
#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:
This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All u have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a favoriete character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
Our story begins when the young mare regenboog Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the roze mare.
RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.
PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! u made it!