CONNOR: (currently dating Twilight).
Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).
Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once kar, winkelwagen singing the titanic theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..
AJ: *outside door* hallo Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright..
AJ: *drinks applejuice, and can only node*
*said as if it's of no importance* Oh, and I think Rarity got robbed.
(AJ spits out her drink, as I leave)
Scoot: Poor birdie. Did he die peacefully.
Connor: Well he convulsed a lot and fell off the table. Then he flopped around a little on the floor. Then I accidentally stepped on him and he landed in a puddle of urine. It must have frightened him cause he released his bowels all over himself. I tried to pick him up, but I got angry cause some of it got on my thumb. So I threw him against the uithangbord and that's where he died.
Scoot: That's exactly how I would of liked to die as well.
Jason: I must stop him before he drink all my wine
Connor: I wouldn't do that
Jason:: why not!?
Connor: *finshes the bottle* Cause I already did.
Connor: (drunkily): Ta hell with ya all! My. Dad, my dad said. Anyone. Hell to not love.. Screw them.. I will screw you.. I WILL BLOW UP THE TOWN!.. I got.. Twilight's.. Basement tool.. Blow up the town!
Pinkie: Anyway. I was needing to babysit AppleBloom
Connor: What about me
Pinkie: *nervously* ummm
*cut away to last time
Connor: *putting cigar in her mouth* don't shallow the smoke!
AB: How do I do that!?
Connor: Just breath out.
AB: *caughs* It's disgusting!
Judge: What u have to say for yourself?
Connor: That your a dumbass!
Judge: Excuse me!?
Connor: Yeah. Fuck you!. And I had sex with your mother last night!.. And if u let me out of here. First thing I'll do is kill again!
*paper tonen that Connor 'passed' for being released*
Connor: STOP IT! All the yelling! I should may as well be back with my parents!
(imitating mom, and giving her Texas accent): Oh george! I told if u keep drinking I'm gonna leave!
(leaving dad): Oh. Well that makes u a lier! Cause I'm drunk as a skunk! And your still here!
(imitating mother): Stop yelling! Your making baby Connor cry!
(imitating father): I'll tell u what's making Connor cry! The fact I let u name him CONNOR!!!
Connor: Don't worry though.. I gotta better way to cheer u up.. See the guys over there?
Maddy: *looks over at Jason, Spike, Big Mac and Ditto at a table* Sure?
Connor: Haha. Watch this.. *walks over, and gives out rock out motion* Sup losers!?
the guys guys: Woah! Hey! Woah! Woah!
Jason: *angrily* We were having a good time here!
Twi: Alright Connor. Say it.
Connor: Finne.. *too Caramel* Look. I think we got off on the wrong foot. When. I called u an idiot.. And I'm sorry... For pointing it out.
Connor: Look.. I'll go over it one meer time.. Rovers liar is underground. So.. We all take different slots of the village and dig down. Till we find them. (I go on for hours using complicated coach talk). Finally. We bring our selves bck up. And bring those Molotovs we made earlier. Screaming "Face the furry motherfuckers!". And make sure to hit in the proper area, cause u want to kill them, u know.. Tirek will probably be still alive. But I pull out a knife. And stab him straight into hailmary!
*they're all wide eyed*
Connor: Now... What is so hard about that!?
Connor: *strapped to lie dector*
I already told you. I don't know we're he is *buzz of being wrong*
Fine. I do *ding of being wrong*
Now let me go. I miss my vrienden *buzz*
Most of my vrienden *buzz*
I hate this thing! *ding*
Release me from this thing! I don't disearve to be in jail *buzz*
You: Dude, u just gonna let him hit on your girl like that!?
Connor: I don't know.. I should really be getting that ginger-ail before he yells at me like last time.
Jason: What happened last time?
Connor: ...... It was a bad week
Twilight: Say.. Let's get some pay back.. Egg his car
Jason: Yeah!
Connor: No. No no no
Twi: hallo he mistreats you.. And even gave me his number when knowing your dating me.,. He's a jerk, let's take down a peg
Connor: We're not kids anymore
Jason: We're not dead either Connor
Jul 12Besides I thought u lived for this.
Jul 12..... (Puts eggs back)
(Jay and Twilight and disappointed)
Connor: ............... (Gets another carton) The verlopen ones are extra smelly
Jason: u mean it?
Later)
(We're all egging the car)
Haha! This IS fun
Jason: Knew we'd get ya out of your funk.
Connor: Yeah.. It feels right.. (Throws meer aggressively and starts walking to car)
Connor: (Snapping) hallo Connor, u can't make any announcements (throws egg) That's MY job!
u can't use the phone Connor! (Throws egg ore violently) CAUSE I USE THE PHONE!!
(Jay and Twilight are scared door this point)
Connor: Get me my ginger ail Connor! (Smashes carton against wind shield repeatedly) Ginger-ail, get your ginger-ail! Get your ginger-ail!!
Jason: Whoa man! Calm down.
Twi: I- I think we're out of eggs
Connor: .... We need to reload
Jason: Bu-
Connor: u drive dude., I'll club some mail boxes!
Okay?
(Later)
Connor: (Tries opening store but closed and locked) u FU CKIN KIDDING ME!?
Jason: Guess we leave now.
You: Fuck that!
Twi: What u gonn-
(Throws trash can though window and breaks in)
(Connor walks inside calmly)
Jason and Twi: WHAT ARE u DOIBG!?
Connor: Relax.. Average response time is 8 minutes
Jason: I think we may have driven him too far.
Jul 12Your the ones who wanted me taking revenge.. Now put these gloves on
Twi: Why?
Connor: For when we break into his house!
Twi: WHAT!?
Connor: Yeah he's got a rare coin collection.. We're gonna steal it.. Sell it.. And verplaats to mexico
Jason: Okay I never agreed to that.
Connor: (Pulls eend tape) ... Let's see u drink your gingerail with THIS around your mouth
(the other two realize how serious I'm being and run out).
Cops: Freeze!
Connor: Uhh... This isn't what it looks like.
Twi: *still unaware of Connor's intentions. And he's still playing innocent so far* Isn't this Maddy's house?
Connor: Yup.. It's time to get back at her
Twi: *excitedly* Oh, why didn't u tell me?. Let's hurt her
Connor: Oh.. Don't worry there'll be plenty of hurting. Got any duct tape?
Twi: Wait what!?
*I knock on the door, Maddy opens it*
Connor: Hello Maddy.
Maddy: Oh.. u here for anouther round of some 'fun'
Connor: u bet. Except that this time *you pull out some duct tape and roll a strip out* I set the stakes.
Maddy: Whatever.. u want lunch
Connor: Well... *were seen innocently eating lunch at her house*
Connor: *nicely* Thank you. That was delicious
Twi: Sure. I guess.
Connor: Ohh, and there is one thing I came here for.
Maddy: Whats tha-
Connor: *suddenly turns violent and holds her at mes point* I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT BITCH!
Twi; WHOA! Connor!
Connor: Sorry. That was my anger. *you put the mes away* What I meant was this. *you pull out tape* I'm going to tie u up first. And then rip your throat out.
Connor: (still drunk) Tell me.. What would for u to take me behind that that struik, bush and finally "have your way" with me!?
Cadence: ...... *actually interested* Yeah Twilight? What would it take?
Twi: ............... I'm begging both of you. Can we just go?
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JASON: (currently dating Pinkie).
Jason: Ugh! This is cruel and unusual torture. *can be seen doing endless paperwork on various subjects*
Jason: It's nice not having the girls. I don't have to leave the room to fart.
Big Mac: Yeah.. But sure would be a nice idea once in a while..
Mr. Cake: Here ya go. *hands us the shakes*
Pinkie: *hands Jason his, before taking her own*
Jason: Cheers. *drinks his aardbei shake and my eyes go wide*
Mr. Cake: Something wrong?
Jason: No. It's... perfect.
Jason: *opening light beer* Man, I've felt so much better since I quit drinking.
Jason: I can't believe Connor hit me.. All I did was insult his mother and girlfriend, and then call him stupid.
SOBER:
Jason: (bangs into big huge guy with his 'bros') Hey.. Wow.. You... u are big guy.. I'm gonna go.. This isn't my kinda party (runs off)
DRUNK:
Jason: (bangs into the same guy)
Jason: (wasted) u better get the fuck wait outta my face!... No.. No.. *jump,s off of wall, knocking him out in one punch) MESSED WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER TONIGHT SON!
Therapist: I dont't see why u came to see me.
Jason: Well.. The way things are going I may someday snap and kill Connor.. But if I'm seeing you. I can have my sanity checked.
Therapist: Your thinking KILLING your roommate!?
Jason: Shh... Confidential.
Prairie Dog: Squeak!
Jason: [Cowering] It knows!
Scootaloo: hallo jason she's her- *he's gone*.. Jason?
*Jason's car speeds off from off view*
Jason: Why do so many people want me wearing a hockey mask!?
Jason: I was hoping that drunk Rarity would be meer fun to be around.
Jason: Come on kid.. She's my girlfriend..If anyone's gonna make her "deeply uncomfortably" it's gonna be ME
Pinkie: There they are.. Their's my clones..
Jason: Their hideous!.. They make me SICK just looking at them!.. Those big boldy eyes!.. That bright roze body!.. That annoying voice!.. And that STUPID, Cutie mark!!
Pinkie: ... (aham).
Jason: (blushing) Oh, but it looks great on u Pinkie! Heh heh
Jason: Try to be calm and collective like me (bangs toe causing him to go insane with anger).
Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).
Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once kar, winkelwagen singing the titanic theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..
AJ: *outside door* hallo Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright..
AJ: *drinks applejuice, and can only node*
*said as if it's of no importance* Oh, and I think Rarity got robbed.
(AJ spits out her drink, as I leave)
Scoot: Poor birdie. Did he die peacefully.
Connor: Well he convulsed a lot and fell off the table. Then he flopped around a little on the floor. Then I accidentally stepped on him and he landed in a puddle of urine. It must have frightened him cause he released his bowels all over himself. I tried to pick him up, but I got angry cause some of it got on my thumb. So I threw him against the uithangbord and that's where he died.
Scoot: That's exactly how I would of liked to die as well.
Jason: I must stop him before he drink all my wine
Connor: I wouldn't do that
Jason:: why not!?
Connor: *finshes the bottle* Cause I already did.
Connor: (drunkily): Ta hell with ya all! My. Dad, my dad said. Anyone. Hell to not love.. Screw them.. I will screw you.. I WILL BLOW UP THE TOWN!.. I got.. Twilight's.. Basement tool.. Blow up the town!
Pinkie: Anyway. I was needing to babysit AppleBloom
Connor: What about me
Pinkie: *nervously* ummm
*cut away to last time
Connor: *putting cigar in her mouth* don't shallow the smoke!
AB: How do I do that!?
Connor: Just breath out.
AB: *caughs* It's disgusting!
Judge: What u have to say for yourself?
Connor: That your a dumbass!
Judge: Excuse me!?
Connor: Yeah. Fuck you!. And I had sex with your mother last night!.. And if u let me out of here. First thing I'll do is kill again!
*paper tonen that Connor 'passed' for being released*
Connor: STOP IT! All the yelling! I should may as well be back with my parents!
(imitating mom, and giving her Texas accent): Oh george! I told if u keep drinking I'm gonna leave!
(leaving dad): Oh. Well that makes u a lier! Cause I'm drunk as a skunk! And your still here!
(imitating mother): Stop yelling! Your making baby Connor cry!
(imitating father): I'll tell u what's making Connor cry! The fact I let u name him CONNOR!!!
Connor: Don't worry though.. I gotta better way to cheer u up.. See the guys over there?
Maddy: *looks over at Jason, Spike, Big Mac and Ditto at a table* Sure?
Connor: Haha. Watch this.. *walks over, and gives out rock out motion* Sup losers!?
the guys guys: Woah! Hey! Woah! Woah!
Jason: *angrily* We were having a good time here!
Twi: Alright Connor. Say it.
Connor: Finne.. *too Caramel* Look. I think we got off on the wrong foot. When. I called u an idiot.. And I'm sorry... For pointing it out.
Connor: Look.. I'll go over it one meer time.. Rovers liar is underground. So.. We all take different slots of the village and dig down. Till we find them. (I go on for hours using complicated coach talk). Finally. We bring our selves bck up. And bring those Molotovs we made earlier. Screaming "Face the furry motherfuckers!". And make sure to hit in the proper area, cause u want to kill them, u know.. Tirek will probably be still alive. But I pull out a knife. And stab him straight into hailmary!
*they're all wide eyed*
Connor: Now... What is so hard about that!?
Connor: *strapped to lie dector*
I already told you. I don't know we're he is *buzz of being wrong*
Fine. I do *ding of being wrong*
Now let me go. I miss my vrienden *buzz*
Most of my vrienden *buzz*
I hate this thing! *ding*
Release me from this thing! I don't disearve to be in jail *buzz*
You: Dude, u just gonna let him hit on your girl like that!?
Connor: I don't know.. I should really be getting that ginger-ail before he yells at me like last time.
Jason: What happened last time?
Connor: ...... It was a bad week
Twilight: Say.. Let's get some pay back.. Egg his car
Jason: Yeah!
Connor: No. No no no
Twi: hallo he mistreats you.. And even gave me his number when knowing your dating me.,. He's a jerk, let's take down a peg
Connor: We're not kids anymore
Jason: We're not dead either Connor
Jul 12Besides I thought u lived for this.
Jul 12..... (Puts eggs back)
(Jay and Twilight and disappointed)
Connor: ............... (Gets another carton) The verlopen ones are extra smelly
Jason: u mean it?
Later)
(We're all egging the car)
Haha! This IS fun
Jason: Knew we'd get ya out of your funk.
Connor: Yeah.. It feels right.. (Throws meer aggressively and starts walking to car)
Connor: (Snapping) hallo Connor, u can't make any announcements (throws egg) That's MY job!
u can't use the phone Connor! (Throws egg ore violently) CAUSE I USE THE PHONE!!
(Jay and Twilight are scared door this point)
Connor: Get me my ginger ail Connor! (Smashes carton against wind shield repeatedly) Ginger-ail, get your ginger-ail! Get your ginger-ail!!
Jason: Whoa man! Calm down.
Twi: I- I think we're out of eggs
Connor: .... We need to reload
Jason: Bu-
Connor: u drive dude., I'll club some mail boxes!
Okay?
(Later)
Connor: (Tries opening store but closed and locked) u FU CKIN KIDDING ME!?
Jason: Guess we leave now.
You: Fuck that!
Twi: What u gonn-
(Throws trash can though window and breaks in)
(Connor walks inside calmly)
Jason and Twi: WHAT ARE u DOIBG!?
Connor: Relax.. Average response time is 8 minutes
Jason: I think we may have driven him too far.
Jul 12Your the ones who wanted me taking revenge.. Now put these gloves on
Twi: Why?
Connor: For when we break into his house!
Twi: WHAT!?
Connor: Yeah he's got a rare coin collection.. We're gonna steal it.. Sell it.. And verplaats to mexico
Jason: Okay I never agreed to that.
Connor: (Pulls eend tape) ... Let's see u drink your gingerail with THIS around your mouth
(the other two realize how serious I'm being and run out).
Cops: Freeze!
Connor: Uhh... This isn't what it looks like.
Twi: *still unaware of Connor's intentions. And he's still playing innocent so far* Isn't this Maddy's house?
Connor: Yup.. It's time to get back at her
Twi: *excitedly* Oh, why didn't u tell me?. Let's hurt her
Connor: Oh.. Don't worry there'll be plenty of hurting. Got any duct tape?
Twi: Wait what!?
*I knock on the door, Maddy opens it*
Connor: Hello Maddy.
Maddy: Oh.. u here for anouther round of some 'fun'
Connor: u bet. Except that this time *you pull out some duct tape and roll a strip out* I set the stakes.
Maddy: Whatever.. u want lunch
Connor: Well... *were seen innocently eating lunch at her house*
Connor: *nicely* Thank you. That was delicious
Twi: Sure. I guess.
Connor: Ohh, and there is one thing I came here for.
Maddy: Whats tha-
Connor: *suddenly turns violent and holds her at mes point* I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT BITCH!
Twi; WHOA! Connor!
Connor: Sorry. That was my anger. *you put the mes away* What I meant was this. *you pull out tape* I'm going to tie u up first. And then rip your throat out.
Connor: (still drunk) Tell me.. What would for u to take me behind that that struik, bush and finally "have your way" with me!?
Cadence: ...... *actually interested* Yeah Twilight? What would it take?
Twi: ............... I'm begging both of you. Can we just go?
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JASON: (currently dating Pinkie).
Jason: Ugh! This is cruel and unusual torture. *can be seen doing endless paperwork on various subjects*
Jason: It's nice not having the girls. I don't have to leave the room to fart.
Big Mac: Yeah.. But sure would be a nice idea once in a while..
Mr. Cake: Here ya go. *hands us the shakes*
Pinkie: *hands Jason his, before taking her own*
Jason: Cheers. *drinks his aardbei shake and my eyes go wide*
Mr. Cake: Something wrong?
Jason: No. It's... perfect.
Jason: *opening light beer* Man, I've felt so much better since I quit drinking.
Jason: I can't believe Connor hit me.. All I did was insult his mother and girlfriend, and then call him stupid.
SOBER:
Jason: (bangs into big huge guy with his 'bros') Hey.. Wow.. You... u are big guy.. I'm gonna go.. This isn't my kinda party (runs off)
DRUNK:
Jason: (bangs into the same guy)
Jason: (wasted) u better get the fuck wait outta my face!... No.. No.. *jump,s off of wall, knocking him out in one punch) MESSED WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER TONIGHT SON!
Therapist: I dont't see why u came to see me.
Jason: Well.. The way things are going I may someday snap and kill Connor.. But if I'm seeing you. I can have my sanity checked.
Therapist: Your thinking KILLING your roommate!?
Jason: Shh... Confidential.
Prairie Dog: Squeak!
Jason: [Cowering] It knows!
Scootaloo: hallo jason she's her- *he's gone*.. Jason?
*Jason's car speeds off from off view*
Jason: Why do so many people want me wearing a hockey mask!?
Jason: I was hoping that drunk Rarity would be meer fun to be around.
Jason: Come on kid.. She's my girlfriend..If anyone's gonna make her "deeply uncomfortably" it's gonna be ME
Pinkie: There they are.. Their's my clones..
Jason: Their hideous!.. They make me SICK just looking at them!.. Those big boldy eyes!.. That bright roze body!.. That annoying voice!.. And that STUPID, Cutie mark!!
Pinkie: ... (aham).
Jason: (blushing) Oh, but it looks great on u Pinkie! Heh heh
Jason: Try to be calm and collective like me (bangs toe causing him to go insane with anger).
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most populair stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the dag I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET appel, apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most populair stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the dag I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET appel, apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.