Canada24's club.. My favoriete Will Farrell quotes.. Because I forgot how funny this dude can be

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I&# 39; m gonna put my nut- sack, on your drum- set!!
I'm gonna put my nut-sack, on your drum-set!!
I&# 39; m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
If u have a small child, use it as a shield!...
If u have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
u sit on a thrown of lies!!
u sit on a thrown of lies!!
u smell like beef and cheese, u don&# 39; t smell...
u smell like beef and cheese, u don't smell like Santa.
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
u go to hell, and while you&# 39; re there, why don&# 39; t...
u go to hell, and while you're there, why don't u grab me a juicebox!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK ezel BITCH!!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK ezel BITCH!!
One dag I&# 39; ll get u over that uithangbord of anger, and...
One dag I'll get u over that uithangbord of anger, and it will be glorious!
Oh look, he&# 39; s flying!
Oh look, he's flying!
I&# 39; m Ricky Bobby. If u don&# 39; t chew Big Red, than...
I'm Ricky Bobby. If u don't chew Big Red, than fuck you.
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to...
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
Here&# 39; s the deal I&# 39; m the best there is. Plain and...
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple..
You&# 39; re not a doctor... you&# 39; re a big, fat,...
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
I&# 39; m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full...
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shi
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
I wasn&# 39; t * fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
Why don&# 39; t u go back to your home pagina pagina pagina on whore...
Why don't u go back to your home pagina pagina on whore island!!
u get my son to call u daddy. I * fuck* your...
u get my son to call u daddy. I *fuck* your wife!
I crapped gold!
I crapped gold!
don&# 39; t sexually harass me I&# 39; m already sad.
don't sexually harass me I'm already sad.
hallo Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
hallo Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
u CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I&# 39; M THE...
u CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I'M THE GREATEST MAN, IN THE WORLD!!
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa&# 39; s here ? I know...
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa's here ? I know him
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