Me: -wakes up-

Chen: good morning, nya

Me: -yawns- thanks

-doorbell rings-

Chen: -goes to door and opens it-

Cartman: yo people!

Chen: who are you?

Me: my cousin Cartman -sighs-

Cartman: yo cuz, why did u pick a place in the Ghetto?

Me: it's not there

Cartman: what are these ugly things? -pulls Chen's tails-

Chen: -cries and run's upstairs-

Me: look at what u did Cartman!

Cartman: she deserved it! she has those mutant tails!

Me: she is not a mutant! she loves everyone!

Chen: -crying-

Me: -hugs chen- just ignore Cartman, he is a douche

Cartman: OH H*** no!!!!!!!!!!