I saw this on another spot, and thought it would be fun to do here.

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence concerning Christian Bale with the options below.

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I married
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I sang to
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed


Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Batman
02 or 32 min → Bruce Wayne
03 or 33 min → Edward Rosier
04 or 34 min → Thomas
05 or 35 min → Tim Perkins
06 or 36 min → Jim
07 or 37 min → Bobby Platt
08 or 38 min → Jamie
09 or 39 min → John Preston
10 or 40 min → Pat Bateman
11 or 41 min → Jim Hawkins
12 or 42 min → Jack Kelly
13 or 43 min → Demetrius
14 or 44 min → Jesus
15 or 45 min → Mandras
16 or 46 min → Alfred Borden
17 or 47 min → Alexei
18 or 48 min → Howl
19 or 49 min → Dieter Dengler
20 or 50 min → Quinn Abercromby
21 or 51 min → Melvin Purvis
22 or 52 min → Dan Evans
23 or 53 min → Trevor Reznik
24 or 54 min → John Rolfe
25 or 55 min → Walter Wade Juniour
26 or 56 min → Dr. Sam
27 or 57 min → John Connor and Alexei
28 or 58 min → Demetrius in the woods
29 or 59 min → Arthur Stuart at a concert
30 or 00 min → Christian at a photo-shoot

Identify the colour of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Yellow → because someone offered me $1000000
Orange → because I hate him
Coral → because he/they asked me to
Aqua → because I love myself
Grey → because he/they tried to kill me
Shirtless → because he/they was/were hot
Pattern / Combination → because he/they can’t control me
Brown → because he/they loves/love me
Other → because I wanted to

So my current sentence is:
I dated Trevor Reznik because the voices told me to