true friend

sorry to the Twilight fans here.

You are a disgrace
Writing ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny door the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue

Now your little piece of shit
Has made u ridiculously rich
But u refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity

And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
You let them be deleted door your precious brother
But as long as u can pocket the money
You don’t bother

Now, won’t u stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share...

These are my top, boven 5 Ross & Rachel moments - it was pretty hard to choose as there are so many and I'm sure some of u will agree with my choices and others will prefer other moments but here goes! Enjoy =D


5. "See? He's her Lobster!"

UDY(on video): I've got a wonderful idea, u should take Rachel to the prom.

ROSS(on video): Doubtful!

JUDY(on video): Jack, give me that - talk to your son!

JACK(on video): Your mother's right, take her. u can wear my tux!

ROSS(on video): Dad, she won't wanna go with me!

JACK(on video): Of course she would! You're a college man!

ROSS(on video): I don't know...

JACK(on...

Say hello to your reflection
'Cause it's probably the only one u dare to look in the eye
Tell me what's the point of your defending
Can't u see there's no reason to hold on to your lies

I might act not normal
'Cause I'm probably the only one who dares to stand up to you
Tell me what's the point of your pretending
Can't u see u better not shut your eyes for the truth

Wake up and take a look around
Can't u see there's no one to lean on
You're sinking faster and faster into the ground
While u realize all your vrienden are gone
Now do I see tears coming up in your eyes
Than tell me what's the point...