Codename: Kids volgende Door Article: Operation W.O.O.D.S. Lost, afraid, and a little bored.

Operation W.O.O.D.S. Lost, afraid, and a little bored.

posted by kndluva

It looks weird, so look at the comments

"O.K. , so far, we've come across 3 teenagers, 6 pirates, and one rather grumpy wolvereine...... " Kuki read off a lijst she'd drawn up.
"We're running kinda low on G.U.M.B.O.M.B.'s. " Megan stated while peering into her basket.
How low? Kacey asked.
Only nine left. Megan answered.
They divied out the weapons, one for each person.
As numbuh 2 slid the G.U.M.B.O.M.B. into his pocket, he noticed somthing strange.
Um, guys? he asked as he looked around. Does anyone know where we are?
Everyone stopped short. The woods some how became meer dark, desolate, and freaky. The mysterious full-moon offered no help.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At sector SV, things were slooooooooooooooooow. Some weird teenager had pulled off some serious prankage, so trick-or-treating - cancled. Sticky-Beard and Mr. Fizz had been cracking down pretty hard, so all the Halloween parties were on the suckish side, beeing soda and candy-less. All was left was the Halloween specials on T.V. . None of the good ones, though. Had to keep it PG rated.
"This...........is........suckish." David anounced.
Im bored enough to puke. Christian mumbled behind a stack of pizza boxes.
A large SOS flashed across the help-me-hotline screen, causing a alarm to go off.
"THANK GOD!!" David yelled, while desperatly trying to get out of his quick-sand like bean-bag-chair.
"Guys, we've got a situation!" Kacey cried out over the screen.
"We'relostandit'sdarkandspookyandImafraidofthedarkandtheresallsortsofthingsouttogetusandallIcamehereforisthecandyANDCOMESAVEUS!!!" Val wailed at super-sonic speed in the back-a-round.
"A monster afraid of the dark!?!?" Maddy started to spout off.
"Wait, wait, wait...slow it down a bit." Christian ordered.
"Its a long story but we're lost and want the heck out of here!" Kiki shouted as she shoved Kacey out of the way.
"Ok, calm down! Just stempel, punch in your coordinates and we'll come getcha!" David shouted as he shoved Christian out of the way.
Suddenly, the screen wavered a bit, and then went black.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hello? Helo?!?! Kacey yelled into the C.O.M.U.N.I.C.A.T.I.A.N. device.
Abby wretched it from her hands and looked it over.
The battery is dead! she frustradeily cried out.
Now how are we going to get home? Kuki asked as she started to cry.

kndluva Here we go..... : "O.K. , so far, we've come across 3 teenagers, 6 pirates, and one rather grumpy wolvereine...... " Kuki read off a list she'd drawn up. "We're running kinda low on G.U.M.B.O.M.B.'s. " Megan stated while peering into her basket. How low? Kacey asked. Only nine left. Megan answered. They divied out the weapons, one for each person. As numbuh 2 slid the G.U.M.B.O.M.B. into his pocket, he noticed somthing strange. "Um, guys? he asked as he looked around. "Does anyone know where we are?" Everyone stopped short. The woods some how became more dark, desolate, and freaky. The mysterious full-moon offered no help. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At sector SV, things were slooooooooooooooooow. Some weird teenager had pulled off some serious prankage, so trick-or-treating - cancled. Sticky-Beard and Mr. Fizz had been cracking down pretty hard, so all the Halloween parties were on the suckish side, beeing soda and candy-less. All was left was the Halloween specials on T.V. . None of the good ones, though. Had to keep it PG rated. "This...........is........suckish." David anounced. "Im bored enough to puke." Christian mumbled behind a stack of pizza boxes. A large SOS flashed across the help-me-hotline screen, causing a alarm to go off. "THANK GOD!!" David yelled, while desperatly trying to get out of his quick-sand like bean-bag-chair. "Guys, we've got a situation!" Kacey cried out over the screen. "We'relostandit'sdarkandspookyandImafraidofthedarkandtheresallsortsofthingsouttogetusandallIcamehereforisthecandyANDCOMESAVEUS!!!" Val wailed at super-sonic speed in the back-a-round. "A monster afraid of the dark!?!?" Maddy started to spout off. "Wait, wait, wait...slow it down a bit." Christian ordered. "Its a long story but we're lost and want the heck out of here!" Kiki shouted as she shoved Kacey out of the way. "Ok, calm down! Just punch in your coordinates and we'll come getcha!" David shouted as he shoved Christian out of the way. Suddenly, the screen wavered a bit, and then went black. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hello? Helo?!?! Kacey yelled into the C.O.M.U.N.I.C.A.T.I.A.N. device. Abby wretched it from her hands and looked it over. "The battery is dead!" she frustradeily cried out. "Now how are we going to get home?" Kuki asked as she started to cry. IM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY FOR NOT WRITING MY STORY!!! MY COMPUTER IS SUCKISH, BUT IM USING MY MOMS LAPTOP RIGHT NOW. IM GOING TO STOP USING ALL CAPS NOW. I hope you like it. Sorry the story is formated all weird. Please comment!

kndkid96 Awesome!

1

Operation: D.I.N.E. Ch. 4: Mad Dance Skillz

posted by kndkid96

Everyone was paired up in the auditorium. Kuki was paired with Wally (I can hear the fangirls shrieking with joy...XD), Minerva was with Maddy, Megan was with Hoagie (go figure), Abby was with Christian, Kacey was with David (much to her dismay), Raleigh was with Emma, and Kiki was with Val.
"Ok, do u guys remember how this works?" Mr. M. asked for what seemed the billionth time.
"YES!" Everyone groaned.
Mr. M. clicked the play button on the radio, and some "old-timey" muziek started playing...and door "old-timey", I don't mean the Rolling Stones. I mean like "stuff from the 1800's". THAT OLD....

The Wizard of KND Chapter 9

posted by kndluva

To be frank, the kids were having a bad day. THey just lost their best new friend, the monkeys shoved them off Kuki's legs about 15 feet up in the air- so that hurt a little, there wasn't much of a chance for them getting the wicked witches broom, and they were lost in the middle of a VERY creepy forrest. Things weren't exactly going as planned.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kuki sat in a very hard chair inside what seemed to be the witches bed room. Thick spell boeken lay everywhere, with titles ranging from "Ways to get boys without using Arsenix"...

The Wizard of KND Chapter 7

posted by kndluva

The smaragd, emerald City was meer packed than A regenboog Monkey 50% off sale at the mall. And just as visually disurbing. People of all kinds in a manner of all clothes, similarity being only the varying shades of green, rushed past to unknown places. The mix-matched group tried to ask several people where to find the wizard, but them being children, and the questioned being adults, they were, of course, ignored. The Cowardly Lions eyes suddenly went wide, and with a yank, he pulled the Scare kraai back.
"HEY! WHAT THE CRUD ARE YOU.....oh." The Scare kraai spluttered, then died out.
Directly in the spot...

operation N.O.W.A.Y.S(new operative wants a yell sweets)

posted by DexandBloss

Numbah1:IM TELLING u NUMBAH3 u CANNOT KEEP STORING ALL YOUR regenboog MONKEYS IN THE S.C.A.M.P.E.R!!!

Numbah3:Numbah1 my closet,bed,and room are all filled puh-lease!

Numbah4:NO WAY ARE WE KEEPING YOUR STUPID regenboog DORKEYS IN THE SHIP!

Numbah3:stop calling them stupid!

Numbah2:seriously numbah3 we need to steer..okay?

Numbah3:(sighs)okay...

Numbah5:(sighs)

Numbah3:Abbey?(everyone but them leaves)

Numbah5:what?

Numbah3:Why are u looking at numbah2 like that?

Numbah5:None of your beeswax alright!

Numbah3:C,mon u gotta tell me!

Numbah5:Numbah5 doesn't have to tell u anything!

Numbah3:....wait...you......

2

Operation: T.H.A.N.K.S. chapter 2

posted by amy23000

"uhhhh numbuh 2?" "yeah?" "you should start going up to your room and locking all doors" kuki was pretty sure wally was gonna eat him and cough up the goggles "um i agree" megan was now pushing him up the stairs but nobody even looked at wally they just assumed that he was pissed door this time hoagie was up in his room but megan was in the locked in that room with hoagie "soo what'cha wanna do?" hoagie raised one eye brow and did that little purr thing. megan ran to the bathroom, barfed and was holding her stomach running out of the room but... back to the story line wally was listening to his...

3

Operation: S.I.N.G. Chapter 8 [CLASSIFIED!]

posted by taismo723

Kuki was the first to dart out the doors after Kiki screamed.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Who do u punks think u are?" Kiki yelled. Three boys who looked about Kacey's age, were throwing rocks at a ferret.
Everyone else piled outside.
"This dumb fret was making a weird noise and we're fixing it." The tallest boy said.
"Ferrets are supposed to make that noise, Smart One!" Kiki yelled. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"What are u guys doing?" She asked.
"Oh, hi Kacey." The tall boy said.
"You know these buttmunches?" Kiki asked.
"Yup. Brandon, Thomas, and Kendall." Kacey said. (These guys are not...

Operation: O.P.E.R.A.T.E! (Oblivious Patient Extremely Reqiures Appendectomy To survivE!) Ch. 1

posted by kndkid96

"OW!"
Wally grabbed his side and whimpered. Whatever this pain was, it did NOT feel good. He went downstairs, only to see his cousin and her best friend (best GIRL actually. Her best friend is a guy) fight.
"I KEEP TELLING YOU! DOGS DO NOT TALK!" Kacey yelled.
"And how do u know? Have u ever HEARD one?" Kiki asked. Kacey facepalmed, and she plopped on the couch. She decided to text Raleigh, her 4th best friend.
"Guys?" Wally asked. "My side really hurts."
"Then go to the bathroom!" Kiki yelled. Wally snarled.
"My OTHER side." He said.
"Hm?" Kacey asked. She poked her head up. "How bad?"
"VERY....

2

Operation W.O.O.D.S. Pirates, teenagers, and vampires, oh my!

posted by kndluva

Now, before we go on with our story, there is a different story that needs to be told. On Megans Birth day, do u remember when Wally read Numbuh 1000's diary? That dag he found out several things. Things he never told ANYONE, because Megan was one of his cousins best-freinds. Plus, she would hurt him if he spilled anything. Now, he kept those secrets for several months. That was a record for him. Besides him and Kuki...you know. But, *sigh* , secrets are hard to keep when u have the attention span of a gold-fish.

"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!" numbuh 5 screamed at the top, boven of her lungs.
"We're...

2

Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 5 Texting Teens

posted by taismo723

There was a ton of work to be done before ANYONE could play outside. The Smiths had a wonderful backyard. Kacey couldn't wait to play tackle football with vlaamse gaai, jay and Wally. It would be pandemonium for the boys, and fun for Kacey. But since there's a ton of wind, EVERYONE had to do shovel work.
"It's not our fricken house. Why should we do work?" Wally complained.
"Because!" vlaamse gaai, jay shouted. "My Mom zei because u broke my RC Car u have to do work." Wally looked at him weird.
"You're an idiot." Wally said. "You still have to do work too." vlaamse gaai, jay stuck out his tongue and worked. Kacey was done in...

1

Operation W.O.O.D.S. The Beging

posted by kndluva

Halloween night. The best night. of the worst, if u are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will u stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red kap on tight.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

They all gathered outside...

2

It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 5 Extreme Quantonium Levels

posted by taismo723

"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope u had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...

Operation: C.L.A.S.S. (Childish Little Agents are Suspicious of Substitute) Part 2

posted by kndkid96

(from left to right) Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1

"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't u have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the straat because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":

"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...

2

The Creepiness of a Carnival A KND Special Chapter 3

posted by taismo723

"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally zei nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The regenboog Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many regenboog Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...

2

Operation: C.O.V.E.R.T. (Children Of Villains Evidently Run into Trouble) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's regenboog Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...

2

Operation: C.O.V.E.R.T. (Children Of Villains Evidently Run into Trouble) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her regenboog Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator klok, bell dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd u bring me? What'd u bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...

3

The Creepiness of a Carnival A KND Special Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around regenboog Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball pet, glb and had her Clowin' Around regenboog Monkey in hand.
"Why are u all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....