Demotivational KND Posters

The smaragd, emerald City was meer packed than A regenboog Monkey 50% off sale at the mall. And just as visually disurbing. People of all kinds in a manner of all clothes, similarity being only the varying shades of green, rushed past to unknown places. The mix-matched group tried to ask several people where to find the wizard, but them being children, and the questioned being adults, they were, of course, ignored. The Cowardly Lions eyes suddenly went wide, and with a yank, he pulled the Scare kraai back.
"HEY! WHAT THE CRUD ARE YOU.....oh." The Scare kraai spluttered, then died out.
Directly in the spot...

Numbah10:Okay guys this should be a quick fight....

Grudjer:For once I agree!(tosses clouds at 10,1000,and 7 only 1000 gets hit)

1000:Dang it!(faints)

Numbah7:Now what!?

Numbah10:I know!....wait no...that sounds like something numbah12 would say....

Numbah7:Are u gonna quote your boyfriend of are u gonna try and think of a plan to defeat the Grudjer and keep Wally maimed at the same time!

Numbah10:K first of all he is way not my boyfriend!second u really hate your cousin and third....let's use the-



Kids volgende door V.A.C.U.M (very artificial crap urges main)


Numbah7:Oh thats right if he's made...

Numbuh 4 was practicing for the game on Saturday. It was a Kacey's house, cuz if it weren't for Kacey, none of these people would know each other. He had his whole team. He began pitching balls to Kacey.
Three out of four home-runs.
“Wow, even I can’t do that well.” Wally would always tell her.
Wally threw one to David. Ouch.
It hid Wally in the head.
“Are u OK?” David went up to Wally.
“I’m fine, except for this BIG BRUISE ON MY HEAD!” Wally yelled.
Then, he threw one to Christian. It went far.
Same thing for Megan, Hoagie, Raleigh, Kiki, and Abby.
Then, it was Wally’s...

"NO!"
The dag was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence door the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...

It was awkward silence while they were waiting for Megan. Then, that was broken when Hoagie said:
"I just farted."
Everyone scooched over. Then, Megan came back downstairs.
"I DID IT!" She yelled.
"Awesome, now just wait for it....." Kacey said. They waited for about 30 seconds. Then, there was a scream from Kuki.
"WALLY!? WALLY?!" She yelled.
"Well, that takes care of that." Kiki said.
"WAIT A SECOND!" Kacey yelled.
"What?" Everyone asked.
"We've got to practice for Sing-A-Song!" Kacey said. She grabbed Kiki's hand and rushed upstairs to her room. Megan went back to Sector Q to practice with...

"Madame X" paced the floor of the rotting old mansion. Things HAVE NOT gone as planned.
1. Plant a flyer.
2. Have KND find it.
3. They come.
4. Capture them, make them tell all codes, passwords, locations, and secrets of all the tree-houses.
5. Buy milk.

Only numbers 1+2 had worked out. Note to self: pick a kid-napping place where the kids DON'T GET LOST!!!!!!!! The homing beacon "she" had planted on the flyer started to flicker strangely. It seemed somthing near it was...... running in circles?

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Val...

Wally and Kiki walked into the wait room. Kiki had about 6 regenboog Monkeys in hand. She handed one to Wally as a "Thanks-for-helping" gift. He gagged. She smacked him upside his head, causing her regenboog Monkeys to fall to the floor. She sighed and bent over to pick them all up.
"There u are!" Kacey called from down the hall. She was wearing a purple KND wrestling jersey and a pair of blue shorts. "Where were you?"
"At that regenboog Monkey place down the hill."
"AND u DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Kuki roared, all upset. She crossed her arms and pouted. Kiki handed her a "Super Sugar High" monkey. She...

"were u listening? i mean common man! dude u suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! u yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked door his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home pagina work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...

Up in the control room, Kacey was fixing the cameras that were set up in Kuki’s room. That’s where Mushi and Tommy were.
“By the way,” Kuki said. “Why are there cameras set up in my room?”
“Oh, Wally had me install them a few years ago.” Kacey said. Kuki shot Wally a look. Then, smacked him across the face. Then, she hugged him.
Abby stomped into the room.
“Numbuh 5 can’t get any sleep with all this crying!” Abby yelled.
“SHH!” Everyone in the room said. Then, Kuki was on the phone.
“Kiki! Call Megan and get over here!” Then, Kuki shut the phone before Kiki could...

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww!!!!!!" Kiki cried from the bathroom, still clutching her stomach. She had been winded pretty bad. Val came running in.
"What happened?" she asked.
"M-M-Mushi.....knee...to the gut...." she gasped.
The little Spank-u-lot gasped. Then clenched her fists and smiled evilly.
"Don't.....y-y-you..... dare!" Kiki gasped.
Val whined, "But Daddy gets to do it all the time! He barely lets me go after anybody!"
"I d-d-don't c-c-care! I'm in charge and I s-s-said-"
Val threw her cape over her head and disappered in a wolk of purple smoke....

Wally walked down the hall. vlaamse gaai, jay walked down the hall at the same time. They bumped into each other.
"Watch it, Beetles!" vlaamse gaai, jay said. vlaamse gaai, jay had a remote in his hand. Then, an RC Car came running through the house. It tripped Wally. "Ha! That'll teach ya to mess with vlaamse gaai, jay Smith!" Wally was fed up. He tackled Jay.
"Don't u test ME!" Wally shouted. He got vlaamse gaai, jay in a head lock. Kacey was heading to the keuken-, keuken but ended up in the middle of vlaamse gaai, jay and Wally's fight. They each had a bloody nose.
"Hey! Break it up!" Kacey yelled. Neither boy stopped. Kacey had no other choice than to tackle them both and get...

There was nothing worse than being stuck in the middle row of a busje, van with your cousin. And that's exactly how 11-year-old Kacey Dodson felt. Sitting volgende to Wally Beetles was not the treat. She looked over at the little notebook he was scribbling on. It was a picture of Wally with muscles and Kuki feeling them. The titel said: Kuki Loves Wally. Kacey giggled. Wally noticed that Kacey was looking. He hid the drawing. In the row behind them were Lucas, 9, and Nikolas Dodson, 6, who were playing their Nintendo DS's. In between them was Joey Beetles, 1, who was sleeping. Kacey pulled out her phone....

9:45 was what the clock said.
Man, school started EARLY. 8:45 is VERY early. No kid should suffer that kind of abuse. But every kid at Sierra Verde School did. Kacey slumped in her zitplaats, stoel volgende to Kristin, Ian, and Sam. Nothing was worse than being surrounded door morons. Except Kristin, she was nice. Sam was weird. He made strange noises with his throat. And then there was Ian. Nothing could describe his weirdness. He was just, weird. Then, the phone rang. Mr. Yorke picked it up. Kacey knew something was up, so she tried her best to listen. Mr. Yorke sighed.
"Class!" He shouted. Everyone shut up....

Even though it was after 10:30, everyone was still wide awake (Well, technically, Kiki was drifting in and out, but still.) Maddy, Kuki, Val, Megan, Minerva, Abby, and Kiki ran up the stairs towards Kacey's room. Wally and Hoagie started to go with them. Kacey grabbed their collars.
"What the heck, man?! u never let us come to your slumber parties!" Wally whined.
Kacey smirked. "Well, u guys are BOYS! Slumber parties are usually a GIRL thing. u guys can have your OWN little slumber party!"
"True." Hoagie added.
"KACEY! COME ON!" Kuki called from upstairs.
She let go of both of their collars,...

October. One of Kiki's favoriete months. October meant Halloween and Halloween meant vampires, goblins, witches, ghosts, and things of that nature. Kiki door nature was sweet, mildly naive, and kind of girly, but she could never turn down a creepy monster movie....unlike Kuki, who shrieked at the mere mention of a spook.

She impatiently paced in the mission prep room, dressed in her purple cat nightgown.
"Guys, come ON!! The 'Month Of Monsters' toon is TONIGHT! I wanna get to the theater before it gets crowded!"
Tonight, at the old theater downtown, they were tonen a whole bunch of old monster...

"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't u have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the straat because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...

''NO!!! u cant make me!!!!!'' Kacey shouted.
''Its too horrible to even try!!'' hoagie joined in.
it had been 3 days since the first incident, and so far numbahs 3,4, and 5 had disappeared without a trace! Now, it all lay on what they had found in Mushi's cell. It waas evidence, but it was unspeakable. It was horrifyingly dangerous. It was ...................................................Rainbow Monkey Super Happy Fun Time Party Palace.
Numbuh 7 shuddered.
''Come on! Don't u want to save your cousin?'' Pleaded Kiki.
''Well.............''Kacey sighed uncertainly. ''OK, but I u tell anyone...

"What on Earth were u guys doing in a closet?" Numbuh 5 asked after being tackled.
"Dumb fangirls trapped us." Wally said. Everyone nodded. Abby sighed.
"Alright, this ship is causing too much trouble. We're getting off." Numbuh 5 said. Everyone was puzzled.
"See that life boot over there?" Abby asked. Everyone let out "OH!!"s. hallo ran down to their cabine and packed all of their stuff. They quickly hopped in life boot #7. Kiki lowered it down to the water, then cut the ropes. They were free from the cruise boat.
"Hooray! Stupid fangirls are stuck on that ship!" Kuki zei pointing upward....