kasteel Duckula, home pagina for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks:

The Counts of Duckula.

Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed door a stake through the hart-, hart of exposure to sunlight.

This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life door means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the Eighth House of Aquarius.

Igor: We need Blood!
Nanny: I'll get it!

The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.

Both: Oooh!

(singing)
In the hart-, hart of Transylvania,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame, yeah,
There's not a vampire zanier than...
DUCKULA!

He won't bite beast of man,
'Cos he's a vegetarian. (Aaaagh!)
And things never run to plan for...
DUCKULA!

If you're looking for some fun,
u can always count upon,
Come and find the one they call...
DUCKULA!

Heh, heh. Count Duckula!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh