hey, my name is Kira. I'm going to tell u about my experience.
I was over at a vrienden place and we both love horror, Ouija boards and Creepypasta. We always read Creepy Pastas late at night to try and scare ourselves. But one night we were lucky enough to meet face-to-face to one of our favourite characters. I would always say, "I wish I could meet Jeff the Killer!" and as they say... be careful what u wish for...
It was around1 a.m. when we kept hearing footsteps outside it was getting closer and closer. When my friend (lets call her Stephanie) saw something verplaats past the window I was excited for some reason. Of course, out of curiosity, we looked out of the window, I then yelled,
"JEFF? IS THAT YOU?"
Stephanie then slapped me softly and said,
"Cut it out, it's not Jeff!"
I assumed she was a bit annoyed because I thought everything was Jeff. I understood and kept my mouth shut. There was a rustle in the bushes and I could have sworn I saw glowing, evil eyes.
"Wanna go outside and see what it is?" I replied with a simple,
"Yes."
We were outside without a flash light, we couldn't see anything. As we got closer to the struik, bush the rustling stopped. We were standing in front of the bush, something - of someone - leaped out of the bush. Stephanie and I couldn't quite see who it was, of where it went. We were speechless.
"Its no use, Steph, c'mon lets get inside." I was very disappointed that we didn't get to see who it was. We were walking in Stephanie's room and I heard her gasp then fall to the floor.
"STEPHA-"
Something sharp and cold was held to my neck. I could tell it was a knife. I started crying,
"Jeff, I know it's you. But if u are gonna kill me- I.. JUST DO IT!" My eyes were held tightly together, they felt like they were gonna pop out at any moment. I heard a laugh. It was definitely a male. The mes was removed from my neck and he said,
"To answer your question, yes, my name is Jeffrey Alan Woods. Many people call me Jeff the Killer. Stay safe."
He fled the house and that line kept repeating in my mind. "Stay safe" . What kind of serial killer says that? I picked up Stephanie, who was clearly knocked out, and put her on her bed. When I woke up In the morning, I saw Stephanie smiling in her sleep. I woke her up door laughing like a psycho.
"What the hell happened?!" She sounded as confused as she looked.
"Nothing," I replied with a smile, "When we walked in here last night, I was daydreaming and knocked u out. Sorry about that."
"What a bitch!" Stephanie zei sarcastically, then we both laughed. We went on with our normal life, I didn't tell a soul about what happened. Not until today.
I was over at a vrienden place and we both love horror, Ouija boards and Creepypasta. We always read Creepy Pastas late at night to try and scare ourselves. But one night we were lucky enough to meet face-to-face to one of our favourite characters. I would always say, "I wish I could meet Jeff the Killer!" and as they say... be careful what u wish for...
It was around1 a.m. when we kept hearing footsteps outside it was getting closer and closer. When my friend (lets call her Stephanie) saw something verplaats past the window I was excited for some reason. Of course, out of curiosity, we looked out of the window, I then yelled,
"JEFF? IS THAT YOU?"
Stephanie then slapped me softly and said,
"Cut it out, it's not Jeff!"
I assumed she was a bit annoyed because I thought everything was Jeff. I understood and kept my mouth shut. There was a rustle in the bushes and I could have sworn I saw glowing, evil eyes.
"Wanna go outside and see what it is?" I replied with a simple,
"Yes."
We were outside without a flash light, we couldn't see anything. As we got closer to the struik, bush the rustling stopped. We were standing in front of the bush, something - of someone - leaped out of the bush. Stephanie and I couldn't quite see who it was, of where it went. We were speechless.
"Its no use, Steph, c'mon lets get inside." I was very disappointed that we didn't get to see who it was. We were walking in Stephanie's room and I heard her gasp then fall to the floor.
"STEPHA-"
Something sharp and cold was held to my neck. I could tell it was a knife. I started crying,
"Jeff, I know it's you. But if u are gonna kill me- I.. JUST DO IT!" My eyes were held tightly together, they felt like they were gonna pop out at any moment. I heard a laugh. It was definitely a male. The mes was removed from my neck and he said,
"To answer your question, yes, my name is Jeffrey Alan Woods. Many people call me Jeff the Killer. Stay safe."
He fled the house and that line kept repeating in my mind. "Stay safe" . What kind of serial killer says that? I picked up Stephanie, who was clearly knocked out, and put her on her bed. When I woke up In the morning, I saw Stephanie smiling in her sleep. I woke her up door laughing like a psycho.
"What the hell happened?!" She sounded as confused as she looked.
"Nothing," I replied with a smile, "When we walked in here last night, I was daydreaming and knocked u out. Sorry about that."
"What a bitch!" Stephanie zei sarcastically, then we both laughed. We went on with our normal life, I didn't tell a soul about what happened. Not until today.
one dag i was sleeping over at my vrienden house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if u include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he zei " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello u have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need u to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: u and I both know u don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little meer specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little meer Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello u have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need u to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: u and I both know u don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little meer specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little meer Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because u don't trust me doesn't mean u have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did u learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army of supporters of it
Johhny: and if u let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because u don't trust me doesn't mean u have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did u learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army of supporters of it
Johhny: and if u let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: u are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do u feel any guilt?
????: every single dag I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did u kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: u are crazy!
????: well thank u captain obvious!... now if u excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait u can't, u are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: u are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: u are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do u feel any guilt?
????: every single dag I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did u kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: u are crazy!
????: well thank u captain obvious!... now if u excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait u can't, u are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: u are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did u get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why u are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like u to rejoin, u are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if u don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did u get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why u are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like u to rejoin, u are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if u don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: u have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: u talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... u are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may u open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: u talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... u are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may u open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV toon swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would u like some meer tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would u like some meer tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV toon swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would u like some meer tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would u like some meer tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, u are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for u sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: u are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for u sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: u are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took u so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY u - wait, did u say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't u have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY u - wait, did u say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't u have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: hallo guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, hallo HOW DID u NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well u were to busy chasing sonic u didn't listen to me when I zei I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: u don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell u later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, hallo HOW DID u NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well u were to busy chasing sonic u didn't listen to me when I zei I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: u don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell u later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...