*portal opens*

Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!

*meanwhile*

PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...

Purger: yea

PL: like almost a month...

*BOOM*

PL: WHAT THE HECK?

Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance

PL: what is it?

Zalgo: I'm calling it off

PL: WHAT!?

Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power of strength to fight people that have been trained door slenderman, which was trained door mother.

PL: so it's of?

Zalgo: yep

PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell u this... u won't be able to use that gun-sword that u got for Christmas

Bob: aww

Porter: all this is just because u could not get along with Zalgo!

Slender: its not that!

Porter: then tell us what was the reason?

Slender: *sigh* as u most all of u know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent heuvel for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...

Jeff: including Skully?

Slender: yes, I did not tell u due to u guys having some vrienden there...

LJ: shi* just got real!

Slender: we have to save them!

Masky: its to dangerous!

Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!

Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!

Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!

LJ: wai-

Lucius: u owe me! u have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!

LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!

Lucius: ok, who are you?

Clockwork: my name is Clockwork

Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute

Clockwork: what? he zei that about me?

Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* hallo Masky, u owe me 20 bucks

Maksy: FU-

Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do u work for? SCP? SOK?

Clockwork: Zalgo

Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!

*BANG*

Clockwork: wai- *flop*

Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?

Me: door THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!

Lucius: lets just say I have a car...

Me: fine...

Lucius: u know buddy, since your on death row I should tell u something... u better be grateful I'M killing you... u could have been killed door a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told u that, TO HEAVEN of HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven of hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the vraag is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly

Slender: where the hell are those two...

Lucius: back!

Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!

LJ: Johnny!?

Jeff: u know this guy!?

LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...

Johnny: u WORK FOR ZALG-

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo

Johnny: LIES!

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

Johnny: STO-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: HEY-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: ok i'll stop

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: I zei I WOULD STOP!

Lucius: oops... sorry...

Johnny: u better be!

Subject files: Lucius Vole

Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant of a animal powers. The first time he was gegeven the serum he aged 1 jaar every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His home pagina was found a maand after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to u John.

SCP

BEN: Im afraid of nothing

Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing u in your sleep?

BEN: no

RED: SOON

BEN: *meep*

*hides behind Lucius*

Lucius: wimp... *walks away*

BEN: wait don't leave me!

RED: NOW >:D

BEN: sh**

*ahhhhhh*

LJ: u hear that?

Lucius: nope *smokes*

LJ: I'm sure I-

Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette

BEN: Jesus H Christ since when have u been able to turn into a bird!

*crash*

BEN: oh my god my video games!

RED: what are u going to do about it?

BEN: RUN

RED: uh oh...

*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*

LJ: what is happening?

Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...