I AM NOT ALICE CULLEN EVERYONE IN MY SKOOL WHO THINKS I AM I DONOT GO OUT WITH A FREAKY BATTLE SKARREDE VAMP CALLED JASPER
. IAM NOT AN EMO
. I DO NOT DRINK BLOOD
. I REALLY DO NOT THINK VAMPIRES ARE REAL I DO HOWEVER BELIEVE IN THE UNDEAD AND SUPER NATURAL
. PLEEZE GET AM GRIP ON MY EXBESTFRIEND SHE THINKS VAMPIRES ARE REAL I WILL SCRIPT THE CONVO THAT LED TO OUR FALLING OUT.
MYEXBEZZIE: DO YOU THINK EDWARD CULLEN IS HOT?
ME: NO.
MYEXBEZZIE: WHY NOT *sounds as if i have just kiled someone in her immediate family*
ME: BECAUSE HE IS JUST A FIGMENT OF SM'S IMAGINATION.
MYEXBEZZIE: *crying now* HE IS HE IS SOOO REAL WHY WAS HE IN THAT MOVIE THEN?
ME: THAT WAS NOT EDWARD CULLEN THAT WAS ROBERT PATTINSON HE HAS BEEN IN SEVERAL FILMS INCLUDING HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE.
MYEXBEZZIE: I HATE YOU YOU ARE SQEESHING MY FNCY FOR EDWARD CULLEN OH AND IF YOU ARE SOO SMART HOW ARE ALL OF THEIR EYES GOLD THEN?
ME: CONTACT LENSES. END OF DISCUSSION. I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MENTAL WELLBEING.
*friend gets up and storms out sobbing and saying stuff about how the world is against her*
YOU SEE SOME GIRLS ARE SOO DELUDED THAT THEY THINK ROB PATTINSON IS REAL WTF!!!!!
. IAM NOT AN EMO
. I DO NOT DRINK BLOOD
. I REALLY DO NOT THINK VAMPIRES ARE REAL I DO HOWEVER BELIEVE IN THE UNDEAD AND SUPER NATURAL
. PLEEZE GET AM GRIP ON MY EXBESTFRIEND SHE THINKS VAMPIRES ARE REAL I WILL SCRIPT THE CONVO THAT LED TO OUR FALLING OUT.
MYEXBEZZIE: DO YOU THINK EDWARD CULLEN IS HOT?
ME: NO.
MYEXBEZZIE: WHY NOT *sounds as if i have just kiled someone in her immediate family*
ME: BECAUSE HE IS JUST A FIGMENT OF SM'S IMAGINATION.
MYEXBEZZIE: *crying now* HE IS HE IS SOOO REAL WHY WAS HE IN THAT MOVIE THEN?
ME: THAT WAS NOT EDWARD CULLEN THAT WAS ROBERT PATTINSON HE HAS BEEN IN SEVERAL FILMS INCLUDING HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE.
MYEXBEZZIE: I HATE YOU YOU ARE SQEESHING MY FNCY FOR EDWARD CULLEN OH AND IF YOU ARE SOO SMART HOW ARE ALL OF THEIR EYES GOLD THEN?
ME: CONTACT LENSES. END OF DISCUSSION. I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MENTAL WELLBEING.
*friend gets up and storms out sobbing and saying stuff about how the world is against her*
YOU SEE SOME GIRLS ARE SOO DELUDED THAT THEY THINK ROB PATTINSON IS REAL WTF!!!!!