If u have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into artikel forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.
One dag Bella fell over while being chased door Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and zei - "Edward, what are u doing? u know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"
I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another auteur - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.
First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the globaal, algemene writing polished up.
Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.
For people who were expecting this artikel to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point. -- So, this article(as u can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The auteur of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most populair writers at this point. Why? I really don't know. The lijst of reasons
1)Her writing Okay, even back when I was a mega fan of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...