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Anne Rice's Vampires React to Twilight

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Source: deviantart.com (by EmpressFunk)

Louis, Lestat, and Armand take a gent, gander at Twilight...

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DesertClouds, skittyseven and 29 others like this

electric_ninja Oh,that's funny!

renrae Is there a way to enlarge it after clicking. I can't read it.

housegrl32 If you hover your mouse over it there should appear a button in the bottom right corner of the picture that enlarges it.

Cinders I can't enlarge it much either, but I can read it. I can't make out Bella's line in the first frame, but we all know how she sounds like anyway. First frame: Edward: "Bella, my love, you smell delicious-- I want to be with you always." (and Bella says something similar.) Second Frame: Louis: "Their love is so beautiful and tragic..." Third Frame: Lestat: "What the hell is this shit?! My autobiography was infinitely better! And this Edward sounds like a pansy-- who ever heard of a vegetarian vampire?! Louis tried that shit for a few months and then ended up eating a little girl!" Fourth Frame: Armand: "Oh yes-- turn your human lover into a vampire. That never turns out bad." EDIT: Figured out what Bella said: "Oh Edward, my marble sculpted Adonis, how could you ever love someone as plain as me?"

AliceHaleCullen I just choked on my drink :L :L :L

DizzyDaydream Haha now that was funny!

genyva Wow that funny

Myf_1992 wetting myself laughing over here!

AnimeDreams hahahaha xD could not stop laughing

XDRoseLuvsHP OMG that is HILARIOUS!! It's so true, that is totally how they would react!!

QueenVictoria73 yay! this is awesome!go lestat!

Kassaremidylynn That was freakin' hilarious!

TrueTwi_hard seriously: My coca cola is coming outta my nose right now!

knuklesismine TAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA,HAHA! th, th AHAHAHAHAAH... haha.... uhhh... y do they all have long hair?

Claudia4599 Oh lestat.... always so self sentered... that's what's great about You! Doesn't armand cut his hair Though? Anyway great comic

vampiregirl92 I love Armands reaction,lol. He would so think that.

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Twilight Funny Pictures

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Meyer Uses Similar Writing to Describe Similar Scene

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Source: reasoningwithvampires Twilight

Eclipse word wolk

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New Moon word wolk

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Twilight Facts

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Twilight Facts

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Twilight Facts

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14 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (there are some)

posted by sapherequeen

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If u know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" door Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

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10 Reasons Why the World Needs Twilight

posted by Mysteriamoon

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't u see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that u listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the meer I think on it, the meer I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of u are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been zei about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

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Being a Twifan at the CAT spot can be tough.

posted by rachaelwsz

If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)

I felt like writing this artikel after reading a fellow ex-CAT member's artikel on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater of anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer of her fans, and don’t throw nasty of immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

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MY opinion of Bella mary sue zwaan-, zwaan

posted by kayleebabee

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like hallo are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me u freak u tried to kill...

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Why Bella and Edward's love isn't true love

posted by MCRTS

OK, I know u guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's love is the best and most romantic love of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And meer of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded door average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...

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Reasons for the Harry Potter vs Twilight war

posted by MCRTS

The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have artikels floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between fans of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote artikels with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...

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Jessica; A Rant

posted by renrae

We have a discussion on the forums here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.

We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

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12 Reasons Why Percy Jackson Is Better Than Twilight (NOTE: Insults Twi-hards a lot.)

posted by tdafan121

1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the kiss in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...

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One of my Favourite artikels about Edward Cullen

posted by nessienjake

Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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A small extract:

Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so u know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...

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Something Wrong?

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Source: somewhere from Google images.